Company Memo

[deuce]

Notice: Our company requires no further physical fitness
programs. Everyone gets enough exercise:

Jumping to conclusions,
beating around the bush,
running down the boss,
going around in circles,
dragging their feet,
dodging responsibility,
passing the buck,
climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork,
pulling strings,
throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth,
bending the rules,
and pushing their luck!

 

[GatorBart]

Shirking your duties
Jerking off
Surfing the internet