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Alvin York

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Well this is a delicate matter to discuss. I realize Ox is El Duce here but I must brave the possible storm. Don't ever break balls about toothless Tennesseans. Your new poster child Gator is menacing with the red head and terrible blue eyes until you notice the big lizard is in sore need of dental implants. Toothless Gators do not inspire awe.

I hope you'll be motivated by my constructive criticism and not shoot the messenger because of the message.
 

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Avatars? You know that Marshal Givens is from Kintucky, right?

I understand. I have trouble differentiating between Tinercians and Kintuckians also. It's similarly difficult to differentiate between the college football teams from those two states.
 

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The teeth make it look more viper-ish/serpent like than Gator. IMO. Bur I do like the menacing nature.
 

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gardnerwebbalumnigator;n7911 said:
A Vol giving recommendations on teeth?

He throws softballs sometimes.
 

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Pretty accurate artwork.
 

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GatorJ;n7910 said:
The teeth make it look more viper-ish/serpent like than Gator. IMO. Bur I do like the menacing nature.
The teeth are actually an accurate representation.

alligator-smiles530.jpg
 

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Alvin York;n7895 said:
Well this is a delicate matter to discuss. I realize Ox is El Duce here but I must brave the possible storm. Don't ever break balls about toothless Tennesseans. Your new poster child Gator is menacing with the red head and terrible blue eyes until you notice the big lizard is in sore need of dental implants. Toothless Gators do not inspire awe.

I hope you'll be motivated by my constructive criticism and not shoot the messenger because of the message.
We still had enough teeth to beat Tennessee.
 

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gardnerwebbgator said:
A Vol giving recommendations on teeth?
I think plungers would be more in his ballpark.
 

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Gator Avatar is fine. Good rep of MJM's gator photo. A lil more orange would be better.
 

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Law98gator;n7908 said:
You know that Marshal Givens is from Kintucky, right? I understand. I have trouble differentiating between Tinercans and Kintuckians also. It's just as difficult to differentiate between the college football teams from those two states.[\b]
Their combined losing steak to us is like 35 years.
 

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I'm just saying....
Don't give ammunition to the trolls and other Gator message board naysayers. Get your Gator some more teeth. Think the Osmond family.
 

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rogdochar;n7931 said:
Gator Avatar is fine. Good rep of MJM's gator photo. A lil more orange would be better.
I thought that was a patriots jersey
 

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oxrageous said:
GatorJ;n7910 said:
The teeth make it look more viper-ish/serpent like than Gator. IMO. Bur I do like the menacing nature.
The teeth are actually an accurate representation.

alligator-smiles530.jpg
Holy shiznit! I guess that I'm used to looking at them with their mouths shut. Their mouths are jagged as hell. I stand corrected. And a bit antsy about the one in the pond next to my house...
 

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Just so we're clear, Alvin will be banned if we ever lose to Tennessee right?
 

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I was about to contact Ox and tell him how I really liked the image and then noticed your post. I'm going to take the high road and not call you any of the hundreds of derogatory names thrown at you by other posters over the years. Lets just say Gators, human or reptilian, don't lose their theeth due to inbreeding, poor hygine, or getting them knocked out by a Gator like someone from Tenn.
If a Gator member doesn't like it, I respect their opinion, yours I don't.
I do like that image, it's different, bad--- looking. I would like to have it as a car window sticker or even on a t-shirt. Nothing else looks like it.
 

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Sorry for misspelling teeth, Alvie Dork brings blood to my eyes.
 

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Nautigator said:
I was about to contact Ox and tell him how I really liked the image and then noticed your post. I'm going to take the high road and not call you any of the hundreds of derogatory names thrown at you by other posters over the years. Lets just say Gators, human or reptilian, don't lose their theeth due to inbreeding, poor hygine, or getting them knocked out by a Gator like someone from Tenn.
If a Gator member doesn't like it, I respect their opinion, yours I don't.
I do like that image, it's different, bad--- looking. I would like to have it as a car window sticker or even on a t-shirt. Nothing else looks like it.
+1
 

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