"Dan Mullen’s Wife Is Sexually Harassing The University of Florida’s Football Team"

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  1. G. Gordon Gator

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    I saw the headline and said okay, haha, obvious joke. Because she kisses them on the cheek when they get off the team bus. "Sexual harrassment!" Allllright, very funny, whatever. :rolleyes:

    Then (for some reason?) I started actually reading the article, and as near as I can tell...I think this writer might actually be serious!?!

    PLEASE somebody tell me the joke's on me and this is just a parody. Otherwise...

    Well, I don't want to consider the alternative. We may have reached maximum peak absurdity in the world. We should prepare ourselves for the possibility of a Biblical flood literally any second now. The Big Guy surely has had just about enough of this nonsense.

    I think it was the great @DaveFla who famously said, "Wow. Just.....wow."

    I caution you to read this at your own risk. There's no getting back the brain cells it's going to cost you.

    Dan Mullen’s Wife Is Sexually Harassing The University of Florida’s Football Team
     
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    • G. Gordon Gator

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      Dude, don't facepalm the messenger, I didn't write the article! lol
       
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      • oxrageous

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        That's the worst article in the history of writing. Good God.
         
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          Where did you find that drivel?
           
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          Good lord hes serious. The second i saw "white privilege I just rolled my eyes.
           
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            Fair question. I've never seen that website before. I just Googled "Dan Mullen" because I wanted to look something up for purposes of a trash-texting session I was having with a Nole buddy, and that article was the first thing that popped up. It just came out today I guess.
             
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            I’d like to say this is the most absurd thing I’ve ever read. But, I used to debate for a living. This isn’t even top 10. Still, this idiot should’nt be allowed to breed. Ever.
             
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              Okay, I may catch some heat for my opinion but eff it, here goes.

              This is totally weird and bizarre and yes, it’s inappropriate. She needs to keep her hands and mouth to herself. Maybe it’s supposed to be friendly and innocent but it’s creepy and some of it may be construed as crossing the line of friendliness to a different level. Let’s be honest, does that bottom picture of her rubbing noses with the guy wearing the white headphones look like the normal interaction you’d expect between a coach’s wife and a player? No it doesn’t. Remember when Gus Malzahn’s wife did that bizarre interview and went on & on about how yummy Cam Newton looked? Guess what, that bottom picture leans in that direction from a weirdness standpoint. Keep your hands & lips to yourself, there is no excuse not to. Same goes for the Kissing Bandit Tom Herman.
               
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                That article was obviously written by Candi Fisher.
                 
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                    What's wrong, you didn't like his brilliantly crafted conclusion?

                    Which is why I’m here to tell you that there has never been a place, or period of time, in America in which Charlie Strong and his wife could have gotten away with what Megan Mullen is doing.

                    If you put it that way, I guess he's got a point? I suppose some people might've been a bit taken aback if, "Charlie Strong and his wife" both hugged AND KISSED the players when they got off the bus like Megan Mullen does.
                     
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                      Okay, there MAY be a marginally valid argument to be made that her overly-affectionate nature could be seen by some as a tad inappropriate. I suppose it's fair to point out that if a female soccer coach's husband routinely hugged and kissed all the girls on the team, eyebrows would certainly be raised.

                      But what really gets me about this article is the racism angle. How in the world is it racist? It's not like she kisses the white players but not the black ones.
                       
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                        Calling it racist or white priveladge is absurd.

                        Buuttttt...kissing anybody that you don't know very well (I.E. have their phone #, know their brother's name, etc) is questionable. I think Herman doing it was even more weird. He's in an even bigger position of power and he's a dude. Cool with an 'open affection' policy if somebody wanted to make out with him, but you have to assume there's a fear by a player that he'll fall out of favor if he'd rather a fist bump.
                         
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                          Twitter is going ape over this:



                           
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                            I agree with you on the racism angle, that is ridiculous.
                             
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                              Anyone who think it's harassment has never had a player-coach relationship of any kind. Shelley Meyer is right. These coaches, and by extension their wives, basically adopt 100 kids every fall. There's absolutely nothing wrong with this.
                               
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                                You’ve been around a while so surely you know the rule... complain about a rating, get a rating.
                                 
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                                  I know, right? Liberals ruin everything.
                                   
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                                    I’m relieved you pointed that out.
                                     

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