In doing that, what would replace the mechanism for determining the NC? Asking for a friend...
Eliminate ‘Bama’s four totally fake NCs (arguably 5).
Eliminate UCF’s totally fake NC.
Eliminate FSU’s fake 1993 NC (similar situation to ‘Bama’s arguable one, head to head loss).
Correct FSU’s totally fake founding date (and fake “flagship” status).
Sic every law enforcement and intelligence agency in America to expose UGA cheating both in recruiting and scheduling.
Reinstate Florida’s 1984 SEC Championship.
Strip Eric Crouch’s undeserved lifetime-achievement Heisman and reward it to the player that really earned it that year—Rex Grossman.
Correct the outcome of “The Swindle In The Swamp” in every record book.
Ban Foley from campus and scrub out every positive reference to his name.
Fire Fuchs. Hire John Lombardi or the next John Lombardi.
Force Muschamp, MacElwain, and Mullen to return every dime we ever paid them, plus a hefty fine for fcuking us over.
Invite the Dazzlers to my place for uhh, some uhh, you know…
Giggity.
That’ll do for a start.
Alex.