I thought about just bumping the Taggelwain Excuse Thread but figured Oxy would just lock it. I should have done this preseason while some were declaring us National Champions. What do you have? 1. No one wins in YEAR THREE 2. Wuhan!!!!! 3. BUTTERS DID IT! 4. He is only losing the games he is SUPPOSED to LOSE! 5A Wait Til Next Year! 5B We only lost by a TD!!! ( The last two are classic Volesheimers, adopted by pathetic Gator pumpers) 6. NO ONE can build facilities quickly! 7. we have to put our money into baseball. 8. next year we get the really good recruits 9. Recruiting, not our fault coz bagmen 10. Bammer wuz kidnapping our recruits (HOF) 11. Someone forced him to hire Chokin Dwag! 12. Recruits dont understand the calue of dancing 13. They were running tempo and speeding up the game! (one of my favorites) 14. they were slowing the game 15. He didnt know Dwag Choker forgot to sign DL and LBs. 16. Their crowd was making noise 17. We played against great offenses. 18. He sucks but he was the BEST AVAILABLE.