Dorky Dan Excuse Thread

"their crowd was making noise"

 

personally hate this excuse, Herman Edwards said it best:

 

We play against great offenses.

Translation: If we didn’t let the other team score so many points we’d be doing better.

 

“Just 7 points from UGAy”

 

My favorite. Who even knew this was possible?

 

Oh man, well done. This is a great excuse. Perfect for the thread!

 

Trask isn't a good fit for the sideways offense

 

This is where I was headed:

He lost the quarterback best suited to his offense to a horrible injury.

He is saddled with the prior staff’s 2 (or 1) star QB who didn’t even start in HS.

Just wait until we see his guys.

 

I see Donkey is on the sauce again.

Dan's comment about facing great offenses reminded me of Butters death threat comment. Not as severe, but still cringeworthy.

I am afraid Dan will go down with the dwag if he doesn't realize this isn't working.

 

Im just focusing on beating LSU

 

we don't get all the good guys until next year.....again.

 

Regardless of how ridiculous some of the BS that Cousin Eddie says, I am hoping that he is laying his own groundwork for an exit, sooner rather than later. Butters did us the biggest favor in the world with his "death threat" BS, and gave the incompetent admin cause for termination. Cousin Eddie's ridiculous comments about 25K fans had a big impact on his team and then telling the incompetent admin that he wanted 90K at the next game, IMO was a calculated Hand grenade tossed at the admin that he knew was going nowhere. Then irony shows up and he is infected with the KUNG FLU. But he has been there long enough to realize that without an HUGE upgrade to our section 8 housing and Section 8 facilities, that his lazy recruiting ways along with an incompetent coaching staff is not going to get it done. So he can start throwing bombs at the incompetent admin putting them on notice that his antenna are up. Well here is hoping that some Dan Snyder, Jerry Jones type or other incompetent NFL owner thinks Cousin Eddie is the guy and comes calling. Whatever gets Cousin Eddie away from this program, I am all for.

 

Is there anybody you don’t want to fire?

 

I’m the only one around here worth keeping.

 

That is exactly what's going on. The stand alone is at a standstill once the site work and underground utilities are in. Mullen's finding out just what Muschamp and butters came to realize, that the football program is here to fund the other sports and pay the astronomical payroll at the UAA. I'm sure he knew he was way out of line in Fuchs and Stricklands eyes.