Dorky Dan Excuse Thread

[GatorInGeorgia]

I’d like to believe this Twitter post is an elaborate prank but my heart knows it’s not.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

That's it. That says it all. Hes a loser. Only one way this ends, only question is how long before it does. Even butters took more accountability than this smooth brained hunchback.

 

[MertzJay26]

He’s full of excuses tonight lol

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Dorky Dan is extremely comfortable with losing and CASHING CHECKS.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Just a refresher to the excuses.

10. Bammer wuz kidnapping our recruits (HOF)....
Actually True: Leatherwood.
10. Bammer wuz kidnapping our recruits (HOF)
It is known.

Maybe we could run the ball if we had a 5-star road grader like Leatherwood. He wanted to be a Gator.
Every time I watch Bama, I watch that monster play and I wonder what might have been.

See also #7
16. Their crowd was making noise.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

10. Bammer wuz kidnapping our recruits (HOF)....
Actually True: Leatherwood.
10. Bammer wuz kidnapping our recruits (HOF)
It is known.

Maybe we could run the ball if we had a 5-star road grader like Leatherwood. He wanted to be a Gator.
.

He wanted to be a Gator but he was too dumb to call the FBI and let him know he's been kidnapped?

Jeeeebus Christ, @Slevin. you can't do that.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

That's it. Even butters took more accountability than this smooth brained hunchback.

Hilarious. Some offseason Shark Humping should help Egor find his destiny.

 

[NVGator]

What a fuchsing loser. Horrible play calling and benching your Heisman Candidate the entire 2nd half. Great defense BTW,

 

[YLGator]

Our scout team lost to OK by 35. Gave up the most yards on the ground in the history of the Cotton Bowl and allowed Oklahoma to score the most points in program history in a Bowl game. More than Wilkinson, more than Switzer.

LSU’s Scout team came into the Swamp and won. I don’t think Zook, Chump or Mac would have sunk to that. Dan is a bum. Plain and simple.

 

[NVGator]

Our scout team lost to OK by 35. Gave up the most yards on the ground in the history of the Cotton Bowl and allowed Oklahoma to score the most points in program history in a Bowl game. More than Wilkinson, more than Switzer.

LSU’s Scout team came into the Swamp and won. I don’t think Zook, Chump or Mac would have sunk to that. Dan is a bum. Plain and simple.

There's a painful a lot of amount of truth in this stat. It's undeniable. I'm sure there will be some to defend but DAMN.

 

[fasonfan]

This game was meaningless. This just proves us beating depleted Michigan last year was meaningless as well. These bowl games are becoming a joke with opt out stuff. I'm not even mad. How could I be mad it was basically a scrimmage? I'm only mad it counts as an official game. I'm not mad at trask dan or even grantham. When you are begging shoe thrower to play you are getting desperate.

 

[deuce]

This game was meaningless. This just proves us beating depleted Michigan last year was meaningless as well. These bowl games are becoming a joke with opt out stuff. I'm not even mad. How could I be mad it was basically a scrimmage? I'm only mad it counts as an official game. I'm not mad at trask dan or even grantham. When you are begging shoe thrower to play you are getting desperate.

You see the bottom line...... It wasn't a game, it was a exhibition that we should have walked away from..... opt out!!

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Can always count on a few to excuse anything.

Get embarrassed in record breaking fashion on national tv. Not our fault, doesn't matter, shouldn't count, nothing to see, move along.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This game was meaningless. This just proves us beating depleted Michigan last year was meaningless as well. These bowl games are becoming a joke with opt out stuff. I'm not even mad. How could I be mad it was basically a scrimmage? I'm only mad it counts as an official game. I'm not mad at trask dan or even grantham. When you are begging shoe thrower to play you are getting desperate.

Still sucking that Dan cawk I see.

Impressive. Most people at least have gag reflexes.

 

[Zambo]

Dan is just following the 12 Leadership Principles that I learned in the Marine Corps, which translate beautifully into any sort of leadership position.

1 Be technically and tactically proficient.

2 Know yourself and seek self-improvement.

3 Know your Marines and look out for their welfare.

4 Keep your Marines informed.

5 Set the example.

6 Ensure that the task is understood, supervised, and accomplished.

7 Train your Marines as a team.

8 Make sound and timely decisions.

9 Develop a sense of responsibility among subordinates.

10 Employ your command in accordance with its capabilities.

11 Seek responsibility and take responsibility for your actions

12 After failing miserably, blame everything on your subordinates

 

[fasonfan]

Still sucking that Dan cawk I see.

Impressive. Most people at least have gag reflexes.

Dan is more Gator than opt out people. I'll stick behind him 100%>. How's your boy taggart doing? Mullen has proven to be best choose so far. He just needs to get his D figured out.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Dan is more Gator than opt out people. I'll stick behind him 100%>. How's your boy taggart doing?

Taggart? Youre fugging stoned.

Dan was yhe most important opt out. Of all the loser coaches in history, none have opted out ofbowl prep andtookhis 36th week of vacation instead.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Taggart? Youre fugging stoned.

Dan was yhe most important opt out. Of all the loser coaches in history, none have opted out ofbowl prep andtookhis 36th week of vacation instead.

Oh, you know you wanted Taggart over Mullen. I hope Trask comes back just to spite you. Happy New Year! Ass.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Dan is more Gator than opt out people. I'll stick behind him 100%>. How's your boy taggart doing? Mullen has proven to be best choose so far. He just needs to get his D figured out.

This is the dumbest post in the history of this board, but impressive nonetheless.

I'm surprised you can speak with dan's D so far down your throat.

 

[78]

Yeah, it’s not a good sign to be essentially at the start of year #4 and scrambling around for wholesale answers on defense. We’ll no sooner get that resolved than a recruiting deficiency will leave us thin on offense.

By then, Mullen will have his own reality TV show. It’ll be called “You Can Fool All of the People Some of the Time and Some of the People All of the Time As Long As You Know How to Change the Subject When Anyone Asks.”