Dwight Howard charged with sexual assault....on a man

[URGatorBait]

Who the F is clicking on J's link to "Thinking about that meat"

 

[oxrageous]

Best thread in years.

Even Donkey shot me an email about it:

Any comment yet from Andrew Gillum?

General denial of consorting with Kitty or anything?

 

[oxrageous]

“RadarOnline.com previously reported, Harper and Howard got together in July 2021 after they exchanged several salacious text messages where the former L.A. Lakers star moaned: “Thinking about that meat.”

And WTF is up with using the term "moaned"?

 

[t-gator]

Dwight Howard was there to bang some dudes and chew bubble gum and I guess he was fresh outa bubble gum

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

He took both knees

 

[Detroitgator]

Dwight Howard was there to bang some dudes and chew bubble gum and I guess he was fresh outa bubble gum

You’re on FIRE tonight… just like your mom’s crotch!

 

[MJMGator]

You’re on FIRE tonight… just like your mom’s crotch!

That burning sensation wasn’t fire.

 

[Theologator]

I can’t remember, was Howard one of the ones that took a knee?

Was?

 

[Theologator]

For the record - Mr. Howard is 6' 10"... 265 lbs- ish.

anatomically speaking, he is most definitely disproportionate to the various orifices of the other "gentlemen".
Kudos to them for braving the girth, among other things.
That, in and of itself, has to be worth some $$, right?

 

[Gatordiddy]

Theo... you complete me.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Really had a thing for Teri Garr back in the day.

 

[Theologator]

Really had a thing for Teri Garr back in the day.

Me too. And I thought Lisa Kudrow had a very similar beauty/comedy vibe.

 

[78]

I honestly don't know which is worse, reading this thread or having your tonsils extracted without anesthesia. The latter at least comes with health benefits.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

True, but I'm also pretty sure that we DO get to pick and choose whether we suck a dick or not... NTTIAWWT

I think this guy phrased it a little differently but it had the same meaning....

 

[PastyStoole]

In retrospect making "DwightHowardLvr" my screen name on the Orlando Magic fan board may have been a bad choice.

 

[LaylaGator]

Really had a thing for Teri Garr back in the day.

That was Teri Garr? How fvching old am I? FFS.

 

[stephenPE]

That was Teri Garr? How fvching old am I? FFS.

Terri Garr was the real deal. Many famous movies. ET, Young Frankenstien, Tootsie. Mr Mom. We all adored her.
btw the fascination with this thread just affirms my idea that we have MANY bi curious folks in GC.. When Dubs was here his discussions in chat often became gay oriented, nttatwwt

 

[ufgator812]

Terri Garr was the real deal. Many famous movies. ET, Young Frankenstien, Tootsie. Mr Mom. We all adored her.
btw the fascination with this thread just affirms my idea that we have MANY bi curious folks in GC.. When Dubs was here his discussions in chat often became gay oriented, nttatwwt

And...Star Trek...the original series...

 

[stephenPE]

 

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