We've Turned the Corner.
- Nov 3, 2017
According to recent rumors.... Admins have handcuffed him from providing what other schools are using to lure top players.Have we decided he stepped down because he inadequately administers the collective, or instead because he found he cannot be effective and competitive in our NIL program? We believe our collective has been less than competitive but we do not know if that's true, and if so, why. But maybe he's a frustrated administrator but being seen as "stepping down" helps us believe he was part of the problem but nothing will change next cycle.
For example, it has now leaked that Deion is offering any 4-5* baller (high 4*'s only) the following per semester to enroll at CU...
1.) One pound of the sticky-icky per semester. That way the player can share with his entourage.
2.) 12 V.I.P. tickets to Cheetah's in Boulder, includes cover charge and two free drinks!
3.) Conjugal visit coupons for away game hotel rooms. This way your star-players aren't out roaming the town for bootie before important road games.
4.) Free class-credit waivers. Two free class credits during the season.
5.) Guaranteed NFL roster spot after only 3 seasons at CU. Results may vary by player.
6.) Loot. Lots and lots of loot.
7.) Co-ed orgies with friends.
8.) Since it's Boulder, successful seasons are rewarded with skiing and blow, er, I mean, snow.
9.) Plus all the normal stuff like shoes, swag and SUV's.
This rise of CU is going to be fast and furious.