Eff him: Butters getting hired as head coach of Central Michigan

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Nord probably slept through the phone call
couldn't ever get a hold of him. He's still using a rotary phone in his kitchen but is always out at the local older eaters meets showing the elderlies how to do the worm.
 

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My point was that Muschamp was worse, but Mac also sucked. It’s not a defense of Mac. Actually read what I wrote
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Quiverlips Mcsharkfvkker was the stain on the back of Chumps jock. He wasn’t even remotely close to being on his level as a coach. Not one unit of his team was elite, while Chump had a very good defense every single year. The 2012 defense was legendary. Quiverlips destroyed the program like Fooley hired him to do, so I guess he was elite at that. Anyone who thought Ol Quiver did a better job or was better needs their avatar permanently changed to a dunce cap
 

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couldn't ever get a hold of him. He's still using a rotary phone in his kitchen but is always out at the local older eaters meets showing the elderlies how to do the worm.
Heard Nord passed out face down in a bowl of slaw at the local Piccadilly while hosting one of Macs prized 1 star recruits
 

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Good Lawdy, the only explanation for someone actually trying to argue that Muschamp was worse than Butters is the person is a troll or herpderp.
 

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Just a reminder, Nord is probably still on our payroll making 850k a year.
 

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Just a reminder, Nord is probably still on our payroll making 850k a year.

Nord was the all out worst.

Any HC with him (Nord) on the staff should be fired on the spot.

I think Chump is okay as a DC but should never be HC.

Butters MacShark should never get past Pop Warner maybe even Flag Football.
 

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Nord was the worst assistant coach to ever prowl a sideline. The groups he was “coaching” would have been far better off with no coach at all.

Hiring him and retaining him is bad enough, giving him a raise and an extension is so far beyond the pale that it enters the realm of sheer lunacy.
 

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Nord was the worst assistant coach to ever prowl a sideline. The groups he was “coaching” would have been far better off with no coach at all.

Hiring him and retaining him is bad enough, giving him a raise and an extension is so far beyond the pale that it enters the realm of sheer lunacy.
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I just can't fathom Greg nord making 400k a year. Was mac trying to give some poor basterd at the soup kitchen a nice retirement?
 

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Hiring him and retaining him is bad enough, giving him a raise and an extension is so far beyond the pale that it enters the realm of sheer lunacy.
Also Exhibit 1 to use against those still think the injuries or Will Grier cost Butters his job.

The two most useless members of the staff were Butters two closest friends, Nussdrunk and Nord.
 
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I mean seriously, the AD behind those extensions (Foley or Stricklin) should have been arrested.
 

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