Eff him: Butters getting hired as head coach of Central Michigan

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Anxiety can be paralyzing and life-destroying for those who suffer it acutely.

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Cannot wait to observe Central Michigan's AD realizing that Butters is a "born again deadbeat".
 

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It's March 14th....and Butters just now filled the last opening on his coaching staff. What an incompetent bafoon!

Jim McElwain fills lone hole on first Central Michigan staff

Jim McElwain fills lone hole on first Central Michigan staff

In mid-February, Cory Hall opted to leave Central Michigan. A month later, Jim McElwain has filled that lone hole on his first CMU coaching staff.

The CMU football program confirmed Wednesday that David Rowe has been hired as the MAC school’s new cornerbacks coach. Rowe spent the 2018 season as the defensive backs coach at FCS Valdosta State.

“Excited to have David join our staff, he brings a ton of energy and knowledge,” the head coach said in a statement. “David is an excellent teacher and the type of person we want to be a part of our program. Coming off a national championship at Valdosta State, he knows what it takes to build a championship-caliber team.”

Rowe, who played his college football at Rutgers, will be embarking on his first-ever on-field job at the FBS level.
 

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In Butters’ Defense (uggghhhh), he replaced a coach who left in February.

Except for the vacancy between his ears, there was no inappropriate or extended vacancy.
 

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@EvanPetzold: Officially 113 days since Central Michigan coach Jim McElwain has spoken with the media (the day he was introduced). The Chippewas are in their second week of spring practice. Still yet to receive media availability dates/times as promised.
 

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In butters defense can you imagine how hard it would be to find someone willing to work for him?
 

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@EvanPetzold: Officially 113 days since Central Michigan coach Jim McElwain has spoken with the media (the day he was introduced). The Chippewas are in their second week of spring practice. Still yet to receive media availability dates/times as promised.


You get what you get. Don’t pitch a fit.
 

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I'm sure speaking to the media is in his contract. It's certainly not surprising that doosh is too lazy to do his job.
 

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I'm sure speaking to the media is in his contract. It's certainly not surprising that doosh is too lazy to do his job.

I'm sure he's going to say some bullsh*t about how he's doing for this or that reason, like he's just so smart that it's going to impress his players.

This is comical - if you think his assistants at UF were bad, imagine what he was able to hire w/ a $500k assistant coaches salary pool:




 

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Spare the press & fans this:
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Besides, he can't say anything 'til the ongoing new death-threats case is finished.
 

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Evan Petzold (@EvanPetzold) tweeted at 3:01 PM on Sat, Apr 13, 2019:
Central Michigan coach Jim McElwain said the Chippewas still have a long way to go in preparation for the 2019 season. Evan Petzold on Twitter
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