The Colony (2021) Netflix - I remember this getting a lot of push when it came out however for some reason I never bothered and now I know why. First, let me make this general comment. A lot, hell most, sci-fi movies aren't sci-fi. The sci-fi aspect is just a construct so that the movie can happen. This is unfortunate for sci-fi fans but non sci-fi fans are probably missing out on movies they might like.
So Colony is one of those movies. The sci-fi aspect is just a set up so that the theme of the movie can happen. The theme being all men are rapists.
So let's break it down. The earth has collapsed due to, wait for it, global warming. Such an original idea. So we are told that the "elites" built FTL ships and traveled to another planet (Kepler) that has no plant life or lakes/oceans or breathable air. This begs the first question that all these movies with the abandoned earth plot have and that is if you are a civilization that has advanced enough to develop FTL technology and the ability to survive uninhabitable planets then why not just stay on earth? You could live underground or in the damn sea. Hell, you could go to Mars instead of another solar system that we are told is 10 light years away.
After 2 generations (30-40 years) Kepler sends a reconnaissance ship but it's not heard from so they send a second which is where our story begins. Of the
three-man wokefully diverse crew, only our strong, empowered female heroine survives. She is quickly captured by the "mud-people" led by, you guessed it, a strong, empowered female character. So after the first act you pretty much can tell where this is going and the movie delivers. Strong, empowered, female #1 watches from her cage as the mud people are attacked and kidnapped by who we later learn are the survivors of the first Kepler expedition. But why would they do such a thing?
It turns out that back on Kepler the woman are affected by a very specific type of radiation that leaves them infertile (temporarily). So the Keplin's, led by evil white man #1, solution is to kidnap mud-girls to have reproductive partners. No reason is ever given for why the Keplins and mud-people don't get along other than for the Keplin habit of kidnapping. The Keplins make discouraging remarks about the mud people but no reason is given. Wouldn't it make more sense just to integrate and eventually procreation will happen as it is want to? Oh, well I guess the movie couldn't happen then. The Keplins argue that the women back on Kepler are in their 40's and even though they would regain their reproductive capability they would age 10 years during the trip and thus be naturally too old to reproduce.
If they are indeed traveling at the speed of light or something close to it then on board the ship people would not age more than a few months. Also although they make a big deal of the travel time communication should also take as long. So they could have avoided all that BS but just saying that it would take 10 years for the message to even get to Kepler. Also, also. If the problem is Keplin radiation, and the women regain fertility once out of it's effects then why not just hang out on the ships. Does earth and earth alone have the ability to make a woman fertile?
Strong empowered female #1 is eventually welcomed in with the Keplins where she quickly discovers their plot. Of course, eventually, she is attacked by evil white man #2 for a little rapey-rapey. Because all male villains are rapists. However no worries. Though he is armed and outweighs her she is able to easily overtake him. Eventually strong, empowered female #2 shows up to rescue her own kidnapped daughter. Then #1 and #2 pair up to take out the white male patriarchy. Yay!
tldr If you like bad acting, plot holes and nonsensical writing Joe Bob says check it out.
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