Florida Football dysfunction

Dunder

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80’s probation & near death penalty
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Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!
 

B52G8rAC

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80’s probation & near death penalty
FireRonZook.com
Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!
Elite.
 

gator1946

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I no longer ask why. Wake me up when we are remotely competitive. Or if I've already left the planet leave an orange and blue wreath.
 

aka

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Pity Party Crying GIF by Adult Swim
 

Alumni Guy

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At least we were the last to join the “arm’s race”. We are pacifists.

Kumbaya.
 

GatorInGeorgia

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80’s probation & near death penalty
FireRonZook.com
Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!

You forgot player arrested for barking at police dog. :bwahaha:
 

oxrageous

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The program also has 3 National Championships in the last 27 years (and 2 Heismans), a number most of the rest of college football would be jealous of.
 

lagator

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80’s probation & near death penalty
FireRonZook.com
Players arrested for mostly minor offenses under Meyer (throwing sandwiches & removing boots from cars)
“Time to die” text
Shelly Meyer 911 recording
Coach quits & returns a day later (and just for good measure our basketball coach does the same)
QB suspended for PED’s
Coach lookalike humps shark (don’t at me, it’s been proven not to be Mac)
Game cancelled for hurricane that never comes
Coach claims death threats
Mullen show cause
First major team to have game cancelled due to major Covid outbreak
Captain Marco throws a shoe
Mullen proclaims there to be a recruiting season
John Ruiz trolls Florida taking multiple targets
Rashada becomes first NIL holdout

Why Florida? Seriously!
How could you make a list like this and leave off Hernandez?
 

Spurffelbow833

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The program also has 3 National Championships in the last 27 years (and 2 Heismans), a number most of the rest of college football would be jealous of.
Those three championships happened within 12 years. It has now been 14 years since the last one and it might as well be a million.
 

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