Florida Man

[GatorJ]

I'm going to start sharing this guy's tweets. Because they're freaking hilarious.so to kick it off:

@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Woman in Head While Receiving Oral Sex Man arrested for accidentally shooting woman during sex

 

[TheDouglas78]

That's pretty good... now we have to figure out who on the board it was that shot his cousin while receiving oral.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

my money's on dubs...

 

[GatorBart]

Shot his 'Load'ed gun, eh?

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

Darwin needs to up the success ratio.

 

[GatorJ]

Sx



@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Tries to Pay $4,000 Ethics Fine With 28 Buckets of Loose Change Florida Mayor Tries to Pay $4,000 Fine With Coins (h/t @emilymkaplan)

 

[GatorBart]

Sx



@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Tries to Pay $4,000 Ethics Fine With 28 Buckets of Loose Change Florida Mayor Tries to Pay $4,000 Fine With Coins (h/t @emilymkaplan)

We were recently in Florida for the Vandy game and flew in/out of Orlando. When we jumped on the bee-line (528) heading west to the turnpike we had to stop and pay a $1 toll - the driver of the car (Lexus) in front of us obviously handed a bunch of coins to the attendant, who then had to count them all - it took a couple of minutes. As I approached I asked her, 'let me guess, pennies?', and she said 'yes' and started laughing and said she was 'glad it wasn't a larger toll'.

 

[GatorJ]

@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Tells Police He’s So Drunk He’ll Blow Up Breathalyzer https://t.co/kYOU6KKOFW

 

[GatorJ]

 

[Delg8tor]

Ouch!

 

[bradgator2]

 

[heavychevy]

Those are all brad

 

[bradgator2]

That was hurtful. And mean.

 

[GatorJ]

 

[GatorJ]

 

[Delg8tor]

So, I guess if he was able to escape custody it would have been premeditated since he obviously hid the key on purpose.

 

[GatorJ]

 

[Delg8tor]

WTF is wrong with people? What would possess a sane person to get a permanent tattoo of another person showing a tiny pecker? What an idiot!

 

[URGatorBait]

 

[MJMGator]

WTF is wrong with people? What would possess a sane person to get a permanent tattoo of another person showing a tiny pecker? What an idiot!

Not sure...should probably ask t.