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  1. divits

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    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...stabbed-tourist-florida-police-say/777235002/

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    A homeless man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a tourist in Florida.

    Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday, the Miami Herald reports.

    Crenshaw is well-known in Miami Beach as a street artist who uses his feet to paint, according to local media.

    Coronado was bleeding from his left arm when he was admitted to a local hospital, Reuters reports.

    Crenshaw claimed he acted in self-defense after Coronado punched him in the head, the Herald reports.

    Coronado, a tourist visiting from Chicago, and a friend told police that Coronado had only asked for directions before the alleged attack, the Miami New Times reports.

    The publication has profiled Crenshaw in the past and found he has had multiple run-ins with police and other officials, including violent crime charges.

    The New Times reports that Crenshaw's most recent conviction was in 2014, when he was sentenced to 180 days in jail for felony battery on a police officer.
     
    • Gator4Life

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      How in the h$ll do you get stabbed by a man with no arms!?! This says more about the tourist than the armless guy
       
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      Dudes got arms. are we sure this ain't T-Rex? Is that a turkey holding his beer?

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        I mean, man oh man, talk about getting dealt a sh!tty hand from birth. o_O
         
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            Clay County alpaca dies after motorist feeds it Doritos, Cheese Nips
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            Who was the alpaca here? Was it Nav? Is he ok?
             
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                  Took him 6 months to capture 75?? That would be an average weekend after a chilli dog and beer Friday night. :dance:
                   
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                    He also said he had no idea how they got there.
                     
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                      Florida man never disappoints! Got $29.30, score!

                       
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