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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...stabbed-tourist-florida-police-say/777235002/

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A homeless man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a tourist in Florida.

Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday, the Miami Herald reports.

Crenshaw is well-known in Miami Beach as a street artist who uses his feet to paint, according to local media.

Coronado was bleeding from his left arm when he was admitted to a local hospital, Reuters reports.

Crenshaw claimed he acted in self-defense after Coronado punched him in the head, the Herald reports.

Coronado, a tourist visiting from Chicago, and a friend told police that Coronado had only asked for directions before the alleged attack, the Miami New Times reports.

The publication has profiled Crenshaw in the past and found he has had multiple run-ins with police and other officials, including violent crime charges.

The New Times reports that Crenshaw's most recent conviction was in 2014, when he was sentenced to 180 days in jail for felony battery on a police officer.
 

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How in the h$ll do you get stabbed by a man with no arms!?! This says more about the tourist than the armless guy
 

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I mean, man oh man, talk about getting dealt a sh!tty hand from birth. o_O
 

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Clay County alpaca dies after motorist feeds it Doritos, Cheese Nips
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FLEMING ISLAND, Fla. - Creekside Animal Hospital in Fleming Island announced the death of a beloved community alpaca Saturday on Facebook.

The animal hospital wrote, "It is with a heavy heart that we want to inform our clients and friends at [Swimming Pen Creek Elementary] that our youngest alpaca that was born out on the shared field over a year ago has passed away."

According to the post, a man in a blue car is responsible for the death of the alpaca.
The animal hospital said he would dump food onto the field multiple times a week and that they had spoken to him multiple times.

Most recently, he left three boxes of animal crackers, a large bag of Doritos, two boxes of Cheese Nips and two bags of whole peanuts.
The animal hospital said the man "leaves the litter behind every single time and we clean it up."

The post said this was the first time peanuts were dumped, and the youngest alpaca overindulged.
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