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Poo Flinger @Zambo throws feces at Miami judge, gets acquitted on burglary charges

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Dorleans Philidor, 33, defecated and threw a fecal matter at a Miami-Dade Circuit Judge on Friday.

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A defendant charged with burglary decided to play dirty during his criminal trial in a Miami-Dade courtroom on Friday.

Dorleans Philidor, 33, was reportedly sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh, when court officials say he tried to throw his feces at her.

The excrement missed, but the Miami Herald reported Philidor yelling, "It's protein! It's good for you!"

During the incident, the bailiff yelled for Walsh to run as police and corrections officers ran into the courtroom.

Witnesses reportedly saw Philidor eat some of the bowel movement as well. :barfaway:

“It was intense. The corrections officers and police officers were swarming. Like 60 of them,” witness Allen Rios told the Miami Herald. “They told everyone to leave and you couldn’t go back in. It was a hazardous area.”

Once the incident concluded, the courtroom was closed for cleaning, and Walsh moved the closing arguments to another courthouse later on Friday morning, according to public relations director Eunice Sigler.

After they returned, the jurors found Philidor not guilty in the burglary crime, but he will stay behind bars because of a separate grand theft auto case. It's not clear what charges he will face for his fecal outburst.

A day earlier, Sigler said Philidor also defecated on himself and spread it over the walls and his body in a holding cell next to the courtroom. After officials took him away, half of the courthouse's second floor was closed. Thursday’s outburst prompted a doctor's evaluation, which determined he was well enough to be present at Friday's trial.

Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation spokesman Juan Diasgranados says Philidor will receive extra security to prevent these events from happening again.
 

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It’s protein! It’s good for you!
 

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Florida man who killed beloved flamingo Pinky was fatally struck by truck

flamingo at Busch Gardens, was hit by a truck and has died, two months before he was to go on trial.

The Tampa Bay Times is reporting that The Florida Highway Patrol says 48-year-old Joseph Corrao was killed June 5 as he crossed a busy road in Orlando.

Correa was accused of grabbing the Chilean flamingo from a pen and slamming it to the ground while visiting the Tampa theme park with his mother and daughters. The severely injured flamingo had to be euthanized.

Corrao told police he was trying to show off to his daughter and didn't mean to harm Pinky. He spent five days in jail on a felony charge of animal cruelty.
 

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That’s a lot of dog food.
 

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Florida pastor stops burglar at church, holds him at gunpoint until cops arrive

An armed pastor shut down a burglar in his tracks Thursday morning by holding the suspect who'd broken into his church at gunpoint until police could get there.

Lead Pastor Brant Adams of Seminole Heights Baptist Church responded to an alarm going off at the church just past 1 a.m. Adams, who lives nearby, arrived along with a deacon and found the suspect, Miguel Otero-Rivera, rifling through several church offices after breaking in a window, according to FOX 13.
 

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Suspect steals gun during 'anonymous' masked orgy in Florida

A suspect stole a handgun during an "anonymous" masked orgy last month in central Florida, and sheriff's deputies have said they have no leads.

Around 20 guests participated in the orgy, which was at a private residence in Deltona, Fla., about 30 miles north of Orlando during the weekend of July 19, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reported.

The theme was “anonymous sex” and participants were encouraged to use fake names, invite friends and “come and go as they pleased” during the weekend, according to the News-Journal. The party was also advertised on social media.

The 9-mm Glock was left on the nightstand of the master bedroom during the party and police said the gun’s owner wasn’t able to make any identifications.
 

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