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That's pretty good... now we have to figure out who on the board it was that shot his cousin while receiving oral.
 
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We were recently in Florida for the Vandy game and flew in/out of Orlando. When we jumped on the bee-line (528) heading west to the turnpike we had to stop and pay a $1 toll - the driver of the car (Lexus) in front of us obviously handed a bunch of coins to the attendant, who then had to count them all - it took a couple of minutes. As I approached I asked her, 'let me guess, pennies?', and she said 'yes' and started laughing and said she was 'glad it wasn't a larger toll'.
 
So, I guess if he was able to escape custody it would have been premeditated since he obviously hid the key on purpose.
 
WTF is wrong with people? What would possess a sane person to get a permanent tattoo of another person showing a tiny pecker? What an idiot!
 
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