Florida reveals the ACTUAL new locker room: Donkey in shambles

[EuroGator]

Sorry, that isnt the actual locker room.

That is an artists rendition of something we may build some day in a building a few blocks away.

"This is embarrassing, even for you."

 

[Swamp Donkey]

They need to fire the person that did the name strips and didn’t check the spelling of the name....the players are amped about this and we should too!

That’s an extremely elaborate studio of Fathead posters to fool those players into believing their locker room was renovated. I’m sure donkey will expose the smoke & mirrors before the end of the week.

it appears they changed the bottom of the locker from slats to some kind of mesh.

And painted them. Solid work.

 

[Musclepug]

Sofla that's awesome, good get

 

[Musclepug]

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[5-Star Finger]

 

[jtrip]

I guess I'm the only one that heard "we ain't po no mo!", in the beginning of the video? Doesn't speak well for our facilities but it sounds like they are impressed. Thanks Jeremy.

I think the locker rooms look great.

 

[devincdoss]

Jahari Rogers seems to like the new renderings

 

[oxrageous]

That locker room was just an elaborate series of holograms to fool the players as they walked in. All fake.

 

[maheo30]

Your avatar gets a like @jtrip

 

[GatorTruth133]

I guess I'm the only one that heard "we ain't po no mo!", in the beginning of the video? Doesn't speak well for our facilities but it sounds like they are impressed. Thanks Jeremy.

I think the locker rooms look great.

No, I think someone on Twitter linked that as well (unless that was you). It is hilarious. Donk, it could be perspective. When you grow up literally living in a gutter, the apartment from The Blues Brothers would make you say "we ain't po no mo!"

 

[NVGator]

This thread brought out a lot of lurkers and seldom posters. I like it.

 

[Zambo]

Remember when Mike Tyson used to walk into the ring wearing plain black trunks and boots, a plain white towel with a hole cut in it over his head, and then proceed to beat the **** out of anybody who showed up to challenge him?

I wonder what his locker room looked like? I'm sure it was all marble and travertine and LED lights with lasers and rich Corinthian leather.

 

[deuce]

I've got carpet squares in my office and I feel special!

 

[Theologator]

Seriously, I get that the darken the room and LED tricks may be useful to recruiting, but this really was underwhelming.

I don't know what to say to the 78s of the world who don't know the difference between tile (or marble tile for some ridiculous programs) and carpet squares.

Our carpet squares are Monsanto’s HydroPress, the same ones that NASA uses in astronaut training facilities. They absorb sweat, spit vomit and blood, chemically break them down, ionize them and emit them back as awesomeness.

And for tough stains, you just replace the square(s).

 

[oxrageous]

Carpet squares are the best you are going to do in a locker room. No grout to clean, and the tiles are easily replaced if necessary. In my opinion, they also LOOK better than tile. Donkey is too hung up on his opinion that carpet tiles = poor trash.

I generally think drop ceilings suck, though. These days, it's more "hip" just to remove those and show all the exposed pipes and such.

 

[78]

Nothing like a locker room thread to bring out the interior decorator in everyone.

 

[Mr2Bits]

I especially like the pedestal for the helmet and pads, it dries and deodorizers them over night. To me that's not over the top, but is what our players deserve.

These aren't practice lockers....game-day stuff is cleaned and sterilized if not new!

 

[Mr2Bits]

Carpet squares are the best you are going to do in a locker room. No grout to clean, and the tiles are easily replaced if necessary. In my opinion, they also LOOK better than tile. Donkey is too hung up on his opinion that carpet tiles = poor trash.

I generally think drop ceilings suck, though. These days, it's more "hip" just to remove those and show all the exposed pipes and such.

Tile in a locker-room isnt an option if you've ever played and walked in cleats especially coming off a damp/wet field! Our whole team would be in a boot in Jax!

 

[Musclepug]

Donk, looks real to me


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[Bayougator]

All ribbing aside, current and past players seem to be happy with this upgrade, as well as recruits. So what's the problem?