Florida State is in shambles; add Randy Shannon to help them "more than they will ever know"

Zambo 2024

 

The perfect Christmas gift for the Nole fan in your life.

 

All around positive. It’s widely viewed as a forfeit and fsu looks like the clowns they are. They also have to try and save face, so something will come from them and possibly make matters worse. Plus Lawrence doesn’t get another game against garbage competition to pad his stats.

Everyone wins. Except your wife. She’s gonna have to be ok with what’s she’s got.

 

Well, there was that one time at Mardi Gras when you got really drunk and wandered too far down the road and ended up in the rainbow section. You woke up with two 6-inch dongs in you, which is almost the same thing.

Alex.

 

I was trying to give you an excuse.


Alex.

 

Based on that gif you PM'd me, I thought you already did.

 

This makes me a little less angry about not having scheduled them this year. Based on everything I’ve seen, there is zero chance they would’ve actually gone through with playing us.

I’ve seen some embarrassing things in sports in my life, but this has to take the cake. It doesn’t matter how bad a beating you think(know) is coming, you don’t manufacture an excuse to forfeit the game and go home. I’m not sure how a single one of those players ever suits up for Norvell again.

 

They can wear skirts instead of pants.


Alex.

 

I don't worry about that. No chance mine would shrink that much.

 

Lets not kid ourselves, Ox has woken up with a 12 inch dong plenty of times. Sometimes more than one.

 

I'll be shocked if several of them don't commit suicide by the time of winter solstice.

 

Was there a substantial fee involved and do they travel as far south as Miami-Dade? Asking for a friend in Tallahassee.

 

Two great things, Noles being Noles, and the sanctimonious Dabowden meltiing down.

 

What’s your number, and drink of choice. I can make it happen.

(I’ll save y’all some time: )