Florida State is in shambles: throw INT in end zone after being in winning FG range

[rogdochar]

Renegade is a rare horse in that he has his azzhole in the middle of his back.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[JDW]

Interesting as in common knowledge?

 

[rogdochar]

Norvell caused quite a stir at the administration office today when he got his roll of stamps caught in the fax machine.

 

[Born2beagator]

Check out the comments in that for more laughs

 

[Bushmaster]

Cock and poontang are two totally opposite things. Man you must have been confused growing up.

You obviously can't read for ****.

 

[Bushmaster]

Did you enjoy all the poontang you smoked?

I enjoyed smoking your mom's. She got so raw I just let her blow me .

 

[5-Star Finger]

As to the poll question, why would I want to see this train wreck dismantled? Them trying over and over and over again only to fall further into ruin is enough for me.

I'd much rather they look like SMU - a ounce proud program now slugging it out with midmajors. Instead of the end of the season, we could put them at the beginning with non-P5 cupcakes.

 

[SGG]

Four head coaches if you count the interim head coach.

 

[soflagator]

Four head coaches if you count the interim head coach.

I know we like to bag on Haggins for his time as interim, but I have it on good word that the top fsu brass have been scouring all the homeless shelters in Tallahassee to try to find him. Apparently, if he’s even remotely coherent, we may see a midsession coup. A bath, of course, first. But then a coup.

 

[Loogis]

 

[BMF]

The FSU board is reporting that Dante Lucas is no longer w/ the team. He's been a head case since he's been there, but he's probably their best OL:

Dontae Lucas, Florida State, Offensive Guard

 

[Oklahoma Gator]

 

[CGgater]

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I can hear their fans at the sports bars and especially coaches on the recruiting trail: "we were just about to turn things around!"

 

[BMF]

I can hear their fans at the sports bars and especially coaches on the recruiting trail: "we were just about to turn things around!"

From reading some of their boards, they were cocky AF pre-season - but realistic that they'd likely "only win 7 to 9 games". They are absolutely humbled now. They're excited about getting a crystal ball for the 2-star kid from Lake City Columbia today. They're wondering if they'll ever be prominent again. It's gold!

 

[rogdochar]

The FSU Seminopes

 

[maheo30]

 

[Musclepug]

 

[soflagator]

I was thinking, how great would it be if there was some weird performance clause for Norvell in his contract that if he didn’t lose to UF, miami or Clemson in year one, he would be owed a massively large bonus.

 

[TaterGator]

Hate to see? No. Make me spit my drink out my nose all over the counter about to order food, yes.