FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

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Y’all both act like you’ve never laid up with a monster out of desperation.

Pfft. I’d beat it like Bobby beat Whitney.

Oh listen, if I’m out and she took a few minutes of her time to come talk to me, I’d entertain. Ask her a few questions, her preferences, if she’s doing anything special that night, etc.

You’d be surprised how much you can learn about a place from their pastry chef.
 

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Gotta love one bush league site reporting as "news" something they heard on some random podcast.

According to Brendan Sonnone at Noles247.com, "the guys at The Nolecast" are claiming that FSU supposedly has interest in Notre Dame's Brian Kelly and former NFL coach Jack Del Rio.

I've seen Kelly's name thrown around quite a bit. That's a joke. First mention I've seen of Jack Del Rio, though. He's currently working as an analyst at ESPN. Being a USC alum I'm sure he would much prefer that job, if it comes open and is offered to him.
About 10 years ago Del Rio was their 4th or 5th choice to replace Carroll before they settled for Lane. Now he's near the top of their list? Desperate much?
If he ended up at FSU, even better.
 

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Clearly a touchy subject, so I apologize. Meant no disrespect. I’m sure she’s really nice.

And no, you don’t have to be concerned. Having that fourth bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is perfectly normal.
As if I’m stopping at four bowls
 

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Clearly a touchy subject, so I apologize. Meant no disrespect. I’m sure she’s really nice.
Dude I would totally bang her and send a pic to Saban. Totally.

So would Half-Kiff.

She also was better looking when younger. (I think she was like barely 18 when this was rumored.)

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Or she used photoshop. One or the other.
 

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Dude I would totally bang her and send a pic to Saban. Totally.

So would Half-Kiff.

She also was better looking when younger. (I think she was like barely 18 when this was rumored.)

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Or she used photoshop. One or the other.

That’s brutal. It can’t be more than 3 years to go from that to that. Or like you said, a complete fabrication powered by Snapchat.

Honestly, I’d roam from town to town through Eastern Europe former bloc countries in hopes of finding someone and just hope not be murdered and sold for my organs before I’d do online dating, because of stuff like that.
 

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Too much locker room talk in this thread. Lebron and many other celebrity men assured me they don’t speak like this about women.
 

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Matt Campbell signed an extension through 2024 last year and the buyout is going to be somewhere near 18 million - which Iowa State has no reason to negotiate. Some Clown donors are going to need to be getting second mortgages at this point.
 

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josh newberg doesnt know dck about the search, hes just another null throwing sht against a wall.
So far those idiots have written articles about :
Urban Meyer being their top target
Bob Stoops being their top target after Urban said no thanks
PJ Fleck being the top of their list now (written after he signed like an 8 year extension 3 days prior)
Sanders possibly being a good fit
Why they should promote Higgins
Now Kelly leaving ND
 

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