GATORBAIT baby! A Deep Dive into why we are completely Fuched in our 2 major sports

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How does UF get a #1 seed in the NCAA tourney when they just BARELY placed 4th in the SEC tourney? :scratchhead:

A combination of some people felt we should be, you know, feelings are like the most important thing these days, add in all the butthurt from the collapse of the men's team in the basketball tournament losing to a 15th seed, and not just any 15th seed, but to a christian school, and christian values are so medieval timeish and anti-PC, they think being gay is wrong, having morals and being honest are still a thing... so that is how you get to be a #1 seed.
 
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Is Mullinz always cold? Why are his shoulders always hunched like that? Maybe he has a low body temperature.
 

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How does UF get a #1 seed in the NCAA tourney when they just BARELY placed 4th in the SEC tourney? :scratchhead:

Because the SEC championship meet is “just another meet” from a national qualifying score (NQS) standpoint. Florida is tied with Oklahoma for #1 in NQS. Bama is far behind at #7.

And Florida finished the SEC tournament in 3rd place, while resting its superstar Trinity Thomas and unfortunately having to count a fall on bars, for the only time this year. Bama got lucky, along with the usual Bama home scoring advantage.
 

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Is Mullinz always cold? Why are his shoulders always hunched like that? Maybe he has a low body temperature.

He wipes his nose with the back of his forefinger knuckles every 30 seconds on the dot in his pressers, so he must have a chronic rhinitis with or without fever....check it out...
 

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Is Mullinz always cold? Why are his shoulders always hunched like that? Maybe he has a low body temperature.
Actually if he had low body temperature he would always feel hot (relative to the average person). So maybe the chronic rhinitis with fever is more plausible?
 

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Actually if he had low body temperature he would always feel hot (relative to the average person). So maybe the chronic rhinitis with fever is more plausible?
Are you sure about that? Because since you mention it, I've always been a little bit overly sensitive to cold and never gave it much thought until General Tzo's Spicy Bat Stew Flu came along. Then, as a result of all the frequent temperature checks, come to find out that my personal body temperature is consistently at 97.7 instead of 98.6. I was told by a doctor that this is the explanation for my cold sensitivity. Which, unlike Mullinz, I do not deal with by walking around with my shoulders perpetually hunched like a mad scientist's lab assistant. I just drink whiskey.
 

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Are you sure about that? Because since you mention it, I've always been a little bit overly sensitive to cold and never gave it much thought until General Tzo's Spicy Bat Stew Flu came along. Then, as a result of all the frequent temperature checks, come to find out that my personal body temperature is consistently at 97.7 instead of 98.6. I was told by a doctor that this is the explanation for my cold sensitivity. Which, unlike Mullinz, I do not deal with by walking around with my shoulders perpetually hunched like a mad scientist's lab assistant. I just drink whiskey.
As someone with average body temp of 96.5 I am sure that I feel hotter than the average person. At least that's what I'm told every time I say it's too hot in here.
 

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T minus Five til a Transgender girl blows up Gymnastics. I'm actually looking forward to a couple Trans-ladies on the Woman's Basketball team. Might get some monster dunks and a bunch of crying.
Can’t wait for the moment when the T-girl smashes her junk on the balance beam, must see TV right there.
 

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How does UF get a #1 seed in the NCAA tourney when they just BARELY placed 4th in the SEC tourney? :scratchhead:
Because they bytch-slapped everyone all season long and that's more telling than a single meet without their #1 gymnast available.

BTW, they finished 3rd, not 4th. But reading is hard, so you get a pass. :lol:
 

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Gee, for a bunch of woke people, I sure don’t see a lot of diversity in our athletic administration. Three stupid looking white guys.

Maybe when wokeness directly impacts these guys their attitudes might change
 

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