Gatorchatter Robert Kraft Poll: Tell us about your Massage Parlor Experience

[PastyStoole]

Some of you have been pretty judgemental about Robert Kraft during his recent predicament. Tell us about your experience with massage parlors. Be truthful, your data has been anonymized.

 

[SeabeeGator]

After reading your “judgmental” comment, I chose the most judgmental response. And I’m guessing at least one member here has worked at one. In fact, that would’ve been a more interesting poll: who on GC was most likely to have worked at a “massage” parlor.

 

[t-gator]

Most likely to work there? I'm gonna say Gatorfever. He obviously lives in the area so the opportunity is there. Some also say he has "the look".

 

[soflagator]

Had a few opportunities to go with colleagues in both Chinatown and a place in WP that a broker friend swore by. Never went. I was a moron in many other areas of life during my younger days, and couldn’t tell you how many single-mom aspiring actresses I supported on stage, one small traunch at a time. But I never really had any desire for this. Just seems like an odd thing to pay for.

Though with the names being circulated in this ring, it’s also obviously the reason I’m not a billionaire. Live and learn.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Most likely to work there? I'm gonna say Gatorfever. He obviously lives in the area so the opportunity is there. Some also say he has "the look".

@Jbossgator8 seems like the most likely candidate. Dude’s clearly on coke and I’m assuming drug addictions are a prereq for employment at these institutions.

 

[FireFoley]

Another invalid poll due to "Ham Sammich" being omitted as an option!!!!!

 

[soflagator]

Most likely to work there? I'm gonna say Gatorfever. He obviously lives in the area so the opportunity is there. Some also say he has "the look".

“Welcome. Don’t forget to put any valuables in the locker before you de-robe and lie down. Lotus will be with you shortly. Also, did you hear about McCabe and that whole FBI scandal? What a mess...”

 

[t-gator]

@Jbossgator8 seems like the most likely candidate. Dude’s clearly on coke and I’m assuming drug addictions are a prereq for employment at these institutions.

It would definitely explain all the anger and frustration.

 

[FireFoley]

https://y.yarn.co/d1c5e7a0-70cc-4384-8c8e-3e7e0c5b4d22.mp4?1550891547590

 

[SeabeeGator]

It would definitely explain all the anger and frustration.

Last thing he tells his clients: you just got OWNED and DESTROYED by @Jbossgator8. You’re welcome!!!!!

 

[Jbossgator8]

The ONLY massage place I have ever been to is Massage Envy. We used to get monthly couple massages there. They were very professional and a very clean environment. Nothing seedy about the place either.

 

[T REX]

Ham sammich?

 

[Gator Fever]

Most likely to work there? I'm gonna say Gatorfever. He obviously lives in the area so the opportunity is there. Some also say he has "the look".

lol Never been to one of those places. Until this broke I didn't even know Indian River County had a bunch of these places.

 

[deuce]

I thought it was a joke until she grabbed my joker.....

 

[t-gator]

The ONLY massage place I have ever been to is Massage Envy. We used to get monthly couple massages there. They were very professional and a very clean environment. Nothing seedy about the place either.

You guys went together? Damn....

 

[SeabeeGator]

You guys went together? Damn....

One of those open relationships.

 

[Tay Bang]

Maybe. The problem is the cute young South Korean girls are being trafficked with threats against their families back in Korea over debts owed by the family or by the girls thinking they are coming to the states for a legit job. It’s really sad which is why I wouldn’t consider it any longer.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I thought it was a joke until she grabbed my joker.....

???

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It’s really sad which is why I wouldn’t consider it any longer.

Any longer?

 

[Gator Fever]

Had a few opportunities to go with colleagues in both Chinatown and a place in WP that a broker friend swore by. Never went. I was a moron in many other areas of life during my younger days, and couldn’t tell you how many single-mom aspiring actresses I supported one small traunch at a time. But I never really had any desire for this. Just seems like an odd thing to pay for.

Though with the names being circulated in this ring, it’s also obviously the reason I’m not a billionaire. Live and learn.

Same here. Never had much interest in skinny flat behind Asian girls. Hit the red light district in Germany once when first stationed there due to other people paying since I just arrived in country.