Gatorchatter Robert Kraft Poll: Tell us about your Massage Parlor Experience

[rogdochar]

Well, this thread should have a happy ending.....

And Niki Minaj should seek a cure for hippotightass C.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I thought Cumala Harris says this should be legal?

 

[cover2]

After reading your “judgmental” comment, I chose the most judgmental response. And I’m guessing at least one member here has worked at one. In fact, that would’ve been a more interesting poll: who on GC was most likely to have worked at a “massage” parlor.

Ladies and gentlemen of Gatorchatter, I present to you....Matt M!

Can’t ever get off with a woman masseuse, hands ain’t strong enough

 

[Back Alley Gator]

I only use oxbux when I go to my favorite den of ill repute .

 

[Gator-Don]

Some of you have been pretty judgemental about Robert Kraft during his recent predicament. Tell us about your experience with massage parlors. Be truthful, your data has been anonymized.

I think your pole is goofy. How about asking questions for the living, rather than the walking dead.

Examples:

1. Have you ever worked at a job that envolved killing communist asians, radical muslims, communist africans, radical muslim africans, contra gorillas, Cuban troops in Angola, or Russians in Afghanistan in the 80's etc, and not gotten indiscriminately laid as often as possible.

2. Have you ever been to Thailand with your buddies on vacation/leave from the middle east?

3. Have you ever been to Las Vegas, thought you somehow landed a 10, and woke up the next morning alone, without a watch or billfold?

4. Have you ever gotten or given a BJ in the VIP room in a gentlemen's club?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

And....no comment.

 

[rogdochar]

No gripping stories from me.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

What is this clip from? I have never seen it before and that is absolutely hilarious.

 

[neteng]

What is this clip from? I have never seen it before and that is absolutely hilarious.

Silicon Valley ... series on HBO. One of the funniest shows I have ever watched with some very memorable episodes. Really worth a watch. Nerd humor.

 

[oxrageous]

I think your pole is goofy.

If only he had a nickel for every time a woman has said that to him.

 

[Gator-Don]

Silicon Valley ... series on HBO. One of the funniest shows I have ever watched with some very memorable episodes. Really worth a watch. Nerd humor.

I miss that show. It's supposed to have another season one day.