View results: Ox has influenced many of us to purchase a bidet. What best describes your experience using one?

  • Would never buy, even under doctors orders with lethally painful hemorrhoids. I'm not a fayg.

    Votes: 5 31.3%
  • Wouldn't buy, I'm afraid I'd derive some unholy pleasure from using it and question if I was a fayg.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I use one, not because I enjoy it, (I'm not a fayg) but out of a desire for frugality and hygiene.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I use one, and I don't care what people say. I let it get all up in there for a makeshift enema.

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • I bought a used one on eBay for cheap. It was clogged, but I cleaned it with my wife's toothbrush

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I got the deluxe model. Heated water, gentle lapping front and back that simulates a tongue. I came.

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • In before move to Political Forum

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mia Hamm Sammich

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Total voters
    16
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