Gift for Pat

[oxrageous]

Very disappointed in Ox for not removing the wifey's Auburn paraphernalia from the kitchen countertop prior to the photo op.

Trust me, had I noticed I would have taken another picture. I can count on the asshats on this board picking apart anything they see in the background and using it to try and embarrass you. Do you know how many pics I've retaken because my toe or something was in the pic? I could hear it in my mind: "Hey ox, what's with the hair on your toe?"

 

[MJMGator]

What's a 5XL after the first time in the dryer?

Unwearable by Tooley

 

[MJMGator]

Trust me, had I noticed I would have taken another picture. I can count on the asshats on this board picking apart anything they see in the background and using it to try and embarrass you. Do you know how many pics I've retaken because my toe or something was in the pic? I could hear it in my mind: "Hey ox, what's with the hair on your toe?"

Like you wouldn’t do the same thing. You’re just as big an asshat as the rest of us!

 

[oxrageous]

What's a 5XL after the first time in the dryer?

The tag says "pre-shrunk".

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I can count on the asshats on this board picking apart anything they see in the background and using it to try and embarrass you.

we are just making you better, bruh.

 

[78]

Trust me, had I noticed I would have taken another picture. I can count on the asshats on this board picking apart anything they see in the background and using it to try and embarrass you. Do you know how many pics I've retaken because my toe or something was in the pic? I could hear it in my mind: "Hey ox, what's with the hair on your toe?"

Hey man, it's all good. Just bustin' chops. I know that little blondie is a firebrand.

(She should be posting here.)

 

[MJMGator]

I wish we could have a secret recording of him opening it while he’s gnawing on the last couple dozen wings left over from the weekend. Fifty bucks says it’s got wing sauce on it before it he realizes who it’s from.

 

[GatorFL]

Ox you should send him that leftover Gatorchatter ball gag you had left over. I can’t stand listening to him.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

She's insane. She screams and carries on during games. People run and hide.

Try this....

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Trust me, had I noticed I would have taken another picture. I can count on the asshats on this board picking apart anything they see in the background and using it to try and embarrass you. Do you know how many pics I've retaken because my toe or something was in the pic? I could hear it in my mind: "Hey ox, what's with the hair on your toe?"

it's not all bad. my toe is now internet famous

 

[PastyStoole]

Try this....

It was good of Crete to donate this from his rape kit.

 

[RiverRat]

Like you wouldn’t do the same thing. You’re just as big an asshat as the rest of us!

Was thinking the same thing, hell if you don't go for the juggler in here its a sign of weakness and the asshats will eat you alive.

 

[RiverRat]

Sweet move Ox thats helps make up for that Auburn chit your Ol lady want let you move off the counter.

 

[veroG8tr]

Well played....

I may have to suffer through the next few of his horrible podcasts and see if he mentions it.

 

[oxrageous]

Was thinking the same thing, hell if you don't go for the juggler in here its a sign of weakness....

 

[Jbossgator8]

Fat Drooley

 

[Slevin]

This shirt on Dooley will look like a bandaid on a T-rex

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Yeah, Im no grammar nazi, but juggler jugular is pretty funny.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Gatorchatter barbeque bibs... just sayin'.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Ya know people related to Pat could possibly be offended. You should lock this thread.