Good for nothing bum David Duval cards a 13 on par 5

[78]

It was at the '99 Bob Hope Desert Classic.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

He’s no Dufner, that’s for sure.

 

[BMF]

Actually he interrupted Tiger's big run.

I was at the 98 or 99 TPC at Sawgrass and he won. He was absolutely on fire in the late 90's.

He was the last player to be ranked #1 until Tiger went on the long run as the world's #1. He was destined for the HOF.....until he went snowboarding in Colorado.

 

[OllieGator]

Duuuuvalll!!!

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

I don;t remember the number exactly, but didn;t he win like 10 or 11 tournaments in a calendar year when he was #1 in the world?

No, the most he won in a given year was 4 tournaments in 98 & 99. Believe it or not, he only won 13 times on the PGA Tour. He had a really good 4 year/5 year run but for as bright as he burned, he did so very quickly. Don’t get me wrong, that’s still good, but more like a bright flas in the pan rather than an all time great who could sustain it over a longer time.

 

[jtrip]

Who misses Monday Night Golf? I do!

Monday Night Golf - Wikipedia

 

[Gatorbait25]

Dogballs aka the dreaded snowman on the first par 5 of the day for Duval.
This golf course has absolutely humiliated the man.

 

[oxrageous]

He was the last player to be ranked #1 until Tiger went on the long run as the world's #1. He was destined for the HOF.....until he went snowboarding in Colorado.

Yes but wasn't it Tiger he knocked off the perch to be #1 in the first place? Hence, he interrupted the run.

 

[PastyStoole]

Tiger only beat six other golfers this morning besides Duval. One of them, incredibly, was Rory McElroy. WTF

It's got to be fairly shtty to be Tiger Woods right now. He's balding and 40-something, and he's not pulling the kind of trim he was 15 years ago. His last girlfriend was a breastless, shrieking SJW. He just spent several excruciating days in Northern Ireland's inclement environs, which only served as a persistent reminder of his career debilitating back injury. More so, though, it's a reminder that his finances necessitate playing through pain now, as his gorgeous and nearly perfect ex-wife, who he lost because of unspeakably stupid trysts with low-life skanks, sits on a pile of hundreds of millions of his hard-earned dollars.

Honestly, if he comes home from Ireland and shoots himself in the mouth, I'd consider it a mercy killing.

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

It's got to be fairly shtty to be Tiger Woods right now. He's balding and 40 something, and he's not pulling the kind of trim he was 15 years ago. His last girlfriend was a breastless, shrieking SJW. He just spent several excruciating days in Northern Ireland's inclement environs, which only served as a persistent reminder of his career debilitating back injury. More so, though, it's a reminder that his finances necessitate his playing through pain now, as his gorgeous and nearly perfect ex-wife, who he lost because of unspeakably stupid trysts with low-life skanks, sits on a pile of hundreds of millions of his hard-earned dollars.

Honestly, if he comes home from Ireland and shoots himself in the mouth, I'd consider it a mercy killing.

let's hear it man, how do you really feel??

 

[Gatordiddy]

breastless, shrieking SJW

That is almost redundant.

About two years ago Tiger was asked what was his biggest regret.
I expected something along the lines of the public skanking, divorce, stress on his kids, role model, etc.
Nope.
His biggest regret?
Not staying for his senior year at Stanford.
(Edit: final two years at Stanford)

Keep doing you Eldrick

 

[bradgator2]

It's got to be fairly shtty to be Tiger Woods right now. He's balding and 40 something, and he's not pulling the kind of trim he was 15 years ago. His last girlfriend was a breastless, shrieking SJW. He just spent several excruciating days in Northern Ireland's inclement environs, which only served as a persistent reminder of his career debilitating back injury. More so, though, it's a reminder that his finances necessitate playing through pain now, as his gorgeous and nearly perfect ex-wife, who he lost because of unspeakably stupid trysts with low-life skanks, sits on a pile of hundreds of millions of his hard-earned dollars.

Honestly, if he comes home from Ireland and shoots himself in the mouth, I'd consider it a mercy killing.

Damn dude.

 

[oxrageous]

That is almost redundant.

About two years ago Tiger was asked what was his biggest regret.
I expected something along the lines of the public skanking, divorce, stress on his kids, role model, etc.
Nope.
His biggest regret?
Not staying for his senior year at Stanford.
(Edit: final two years at Stanford)

Keep doing you Eldrick

I'm sure the question was meant to be a golf-related regret.

Such hate.

 

[Zambo]

Happy to watch the fat drunken Irishman win this one.

 

[Gatorbait25]

I too was happy to see
The Irishman win it.

 

[Zambo]

Love that Koepka reamed J B Holmes (and others) for their ridiculously slow play out there.

Brooks Koepka explained what's the most frustrating part of J.B. Holmes' slow play

BTW, J.B.s 16 over par day was right up there with Duval, maybe even worse. The guy was leading after 36 and in 3rd place still only a few shots back after 54....then pukes an 87 onto the card this morning. Fell from 3rd to 67th in one round. Had he shot 3 over par he would have held onto 3rd place and made almost $700,000 more than the measly $25k he ended up with. F'n embarrassing! At least Duval didn't choke like he did with the whole world watching.