Haiku anyone?

[HogtownGator]

So if started a thread that was"5 syllable" post and then "7 syllable" post, then "5 syllable post" would we have the best Gator haiku ever? I'm just wondering what the end-game is with a 3-word post and expanding the possibilities. I'm predicting not a lot of haiku lovers here though.

 

[HogtownGator]

Message board gator haiku?
No one is ready.
I will go play with myself.

 

[HogtownGator]

How can you be pathetic?
Stay up late, drink wine.
Write Haiku, Gator Chatter.

 

[WillGetIn]

Message board haiku, how cool.
Wobble won't play though.
He'll just crap all over this

 

[QueenCityGator]

I am such a nerd
Why? Because I responded.
Oh well. Go Gators!

 

[WobbleGator]

One, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one
two, three, four, five, six

 

[WillGetIn]

Get ready for it.
A big UF resurgence
Yet so far away

 

[TLB]

To think, to ponder
An unlimited future
It all starts today

 

[WobbleGator]

no more poetry.

 

[TLB]

Easy to avoid
Do not read in this thread
Wobble on and on

 

[WobbleGator]

Nope, I ruin threads like this. Some how.

 

[GatorBart]

No thank you Hogtown
Need seven damn syllables
Need five syllables

 

[WillGetIn]

Wobb, you're just silly
This thread can go on and on
Like Gator Football

 

[WobbleGator]

true

 

[deuce]

I thought
I thaw
a puddy cat
i did
i did

 

[TLB]

Run, Run, Drop, and Punt
Muschamp's offense is now gone
JMac, bring us fun

 

[TLB]

Other boards had threads
like this, I posted too much in there
Creative outlet


Winston is now gone
Program implosion pending
FSU falls hard

Weak poetry reigns
Adam Lane has dark pant stains
Chatter full of words

I'm not post padding
'Cuz it's all in one reply
Just have to write here

No more here today
I think I've had my full say
Don't beg me to stay

 

[GatorJ]

How do some people
Not know how the syllables
Are to be spread out?

 

[WobbleGator]

Poems should rhyme.

 

[WillGetIn]

Not all poems rhyme
Haiku's are not designed to
Its the rhythm, Wobb