Birthday Happy Birthday PastyStoole!

stephenPE

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Happy birthday to our resident righteous writer.........jealousy consumes me.........
some of your best work
Many on this board have been sitting on the couch in their Snuggies eating Haagen Dazs and watching the Oxygen and Lifetime channels ever since Meyer left. They are turning into bitter, man-hating spinsters at this point.
 

rogdochar

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Happy Birthday Spastic Tool. You deserve highest respect GatChat has to offer - like Swonkey singing a chorus of Happy Mirthbray to you.
 

MidwestChomp

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Happy bday Pasty. May your birthday be complete with this:

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PastyStoole

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Man, there's no boundary line to art. ~Bird Parker
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Thanks, everyone, except for Midwest, who has completely misconstrued the meaning of my screen name to such an extent that he's posted some kind of juvenile and scatological humor at lunchtime. Behavior, that as most of you who know me can attest, I would never engage in.

In any case, here is some higher-order humor for those of you who have more sophisticated, aristocratic tastes:

 

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