Birthday Happy Birthday PastyStoole!

[I Have No Friends :(]

Many happy returns of the day!

 

[MidwestChomp]

Thanks, everyone, except for Midwest, who has completely misconstrued the meaning of my screen name to such an extent that he's posted some kind of juvenile and scatological humor at lunchtime. Behavior, that as most of you who know me can attest, I would never engage in.

In any case, here is some higher-order humor for those of you who have more sophisticated, aristocratic tastes:

 

[CGgater]

HBD, Pasty!

Please clean up when you’re done.

 

[EuroGator]

Happy Birthday!

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