Happy New Year! Goodbye 2020!

[MJMGator]

Happy New Year everybody. I thought it couldn't be any worse than 2020, but alas, someone decided to start my year off with a very painful kidney stone. My kidneys I guess. It sure wasn't me. Anyway...yeah, I guess that's all I got other than this...

Well, mine started off great. Nice dinner last night, lots of drinks, walk in the beach, more drinks then back to the hotel. Apparently they had a huge wedding and just after midnight we watched 3 dudes take a header through the railing on the deck (about a 5 foot drop) into the bushes. I laughed until I almost cried.
Nice breakfast, lunch at The Wharf on Jekyll Island and just finished a traditional New Years dinner.
If only we had fired Grantham, it would be perfect!

 

[no1g8r]

For me, 2020 started off with an emergency triple bypass, and ended up with the opt-out Cotton Bowl disaster.

2021 started out with Mullen keeping Grantham and my daughter’s boyfriend coming to stay for the week.

I’d say 2020 got off to a better start than 2021 so far.

 

[oxrageous]

For me, 2020 started off with an emergency triple bypass, and ended up with the opt-out Cotton Bowl disaster.

2021 started out with Mullen keeping Grantham and my daughter’s boyfriend coming to stay for the week.

I’d say 2020 got off to a better start than 2021 so far.

You allow your daughter to get diddled by her boyfriend under your roof?

 

[MJMGator]

You allow your daughter to get diddled by her boyfriend under your roof?

She’s 47

 

[no1g8r]

You allow your daughter to get diddled by her boyfriend under your roof?

Nope! Separate rooms, and I’m a light sleeper.

 

[oxrageous]

Nope! Separate rooms, and I’m a light sleeper.

Now this is a great answer. Set a motion detector alarm between the two rooms.

 

[no1g8r]

Now this is a great answer. Set a motion detector alarm between the two rooms.

Not needed. Once the boyfriend is asleep by 1am, he hibernates until 10am. I’m usually up until after midnight, and not asleep until 1am. I’m usually up by 6:30.

He also knows that I’m armed. He doesn’t have a chance.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

2020 can suck my left testicle.

Here's hoping 2021 is better, but with the socialist revolution ensuing, we'll be lucky to have a board like this to post on this time next year I'm afraid.

If you let 2020 get anywhere near your nuts, much less suck them, it will bite them off, shove them up your azz and throw you in front of a bus.

Just wave bye bye from behind a brick wall.