Harvey Updyke dead @ 71

[Nalt]

I know y'all know who he was... Harvey Updyke, poisoner of Auburn trees, dead at 71

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Will his estate now jump into the Monsanto/Bayer settlement pool?

 

[soflagator]

What’s the over/under on how many times a week his tombstone is toilet-papered by disgruntled Aubies?

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Updyke, a former Texas state trooper, was ordered to pay $800,000 in court-ordered penalties and restitution, but had only paid about $6,900 by last October.

 

[CDGator]

I know y'all know who he was... Harvey Updyke, poisoner of Auburn trees, dead at 71

Tree fall on him?

 

[MJMGator]

Aubie poisoned him.

 

[NovaGator]

Rumor has it that he died of cancer caused by the overuse of Spike80DF.
I hear his family is contemplating suing the manufacturer for not informing
the purchaser of the dangers posed when using the product on old Oak trees.

 

[bradgator2]

Oh.... they’ll somehow check the “covid” box as cause of death.