Head Coaching Candidates Thread; Brian Kelly goes to LSU

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  1. Alumni Guy

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    The laws of supply and demand are easily understood, but rarely mastered.

    She clearly provided demand for lingual orifice spelunking, but could Mullen supply it while wearing a Darth Vader outfit? No

    Professor Denslow (macroeconomics, anyone?) would say Mullen’s VFL demeanor caused a drastic shift in Mrs Mullen’s fellatio supply line to the left, thereby reducing oral-erotic inventory to Mrs Mullen in the Mullen home.

    Thus, the reduction in supply required her to seek alternative providers for salad tossing outside of her traditional market place, to wit: their bedroom.

    I would say Mrs Mullen seeking fellatio on 13th St. was not “freaky” as you assert, but was the economic reality of marrying Dorky Dan who wears Star Wars costumes to pressers and who knows where else.

    In essence, you marry a dork you look elsewhere. You hire that dork as a coach, you fire him and look elsewhere.

    Good riddance.
     
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      Which whales are available?
       
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        well I didn’t read that well.

        I thought you were saying that Mullen wins the games he should.

        carry on…
         
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        supposedly if we hire Kiffin, Saban’s daughter is part of the deal
         
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          and I do agree with this post. 100%. I don’t know if Lane is that. But I don’t think it’s Napier.
           
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            Don't know unless you ask and shock them with an offer they have to consider
             
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              Cause Cousin Eddie couldn't recruit and was an a$shole
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                You are right. She would have made a better coach than Napier and there sure wouldn't be discipline problems.
                 
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                  I hear that Scott S. plans his restroom breaks!
                   
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                    Not that he's my choice, but Napier isn't mullen at all. He's a guy that looks like he might be a way better HC than coordinator and he's known for effort and recruiting. That literally sounds like the opposite of mullen. Only thing they have in common is being offensive run-first guys.
                     
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                      All of this. I've been peaking at Twitter and you have no idea how crazy it is.

                      The dude literally hasnt even been a successful coordinator (though the same can be said for McElshark and Douchebag Dan but even worse because at least those guys had some rare scattered success when you through piles of talent on them).
                       
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                        And the playbook. totally 2005 Mullen.

                         
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                          Fiercely loyal to assistants, plays seniority over talent, not aggressive on the recruiting trail is what makes him Mullen 2.0
                           
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                            LSU doesn't want him.

                            HE wants them.

                            THEY want Riley. Badly.
                             
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                              I think we should keep this guy.
                               
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                                The playbook is pretty different...it's not a pure spread, doesn't use the QB as the primary runner, etc. But it's still a run first scheme and how often is a run-first scheme elite in today's game? What happens when you face uga and they have possibly the best player in football at DT?
                                 
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                                • Swamp Donkey

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                                  Dan Mullen is the only.spread option guy who thinks the QB and backup QB should be the primary ball carriers.

                                  They even have that five wide play where Percy motioned into the backfield and then ran a wrap option.

                                  straight up 2005 Mullen without the q power andl q draw.
                                   
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                                  Put my career in the hands of Lame Kitten? No way! No how! You have no idea where those hands have been!

                                  Scott S. is not that stupid!
                                   

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