- Nov 7, 2015
The laws of supply and demand are easily understood, but rarely mastered.Virgin for life? His freaky wife was sticking her tongue in every male that walked within 10 feet. I guarantee you she has invaded every orifice of his also at least a few times.
She clearly provided demand for lingual orifice spelunking, but could Mullen supply it while wearing a Darth Vader outfit? No
Professor Denslow (macroeconomics, anyone?) would say Mullen’s VFL demeanor caused a drastic shift in Mrs Mullen’s fellatio supply line to the left, thereby reducing oral-erotic inventory to Mrs Mullen in the Mullen home.
Thus, the reduction in supply required her to seek alternative providers for salad tossing outside of her traditional market place, to wit: their bedroom.
I would say Mrs Mullen seeking fellatio on 13th St. was not “freaky” as you assert, but was the economic reality of marrying Dorky Dan who wears Star Wars costumes to pressers and who knows where else.
In essence, you marry a dork you look elsewhere. You hire that dork as a coach, you fire him and look elsewhere.