Holiday sale on Lifetime Memberships! $50! Last day!

[Tay Bang]

Drinking and posting at the same time. You’ll fit right in here.

My best times here are having a couple of beers and possibly a little Glenmorangie, tucking it up and trying to surf against the dumper riptide. Wiping out is half the fun.

 

[Tay Bang]

Don’t let the Swonk scare you. Join the fun. It’s worth it.

How many potential pumper members do you think Swonk scares off a day? I’m guessing 2 - 3.

 

[oxrageous]

How many potential pumper members do you think Swonk scares off a day? I’m guessing 2 - 3.

He's probably cost me enough to buy a new car.

 

[TLB]

I've decided that Lifetime Membership means 5 years. Some of you will be up for renewal soon.

This is more logical. 5y limit on lifetime offers. Better than seeing this thread after knowing there was this (btw, closing a thread is a sneaky way to avoid being quoted):

Okay, here's the story on Lifetime Supporting Memberships. From now until the end of the year, they are $75 a pop. As of January 1, 2018, Lifetime Memberships will no longer be offered - ever!

As of January 1, 2018, Lifetime Memberships will no longer be offered - ever!

no longer be offered - ever!

ever!

It always puzzled me why you would sell ANYTHING as a lifetime something. Has marriage taught you anything about free milk and a cow? However, this is why I give you props on limiting lifetime to 5 years (actuaries be damned). And yes, I'm trolling for fun, because I can't get pissed about this (not worth it) but you know I can't resist giving you sht about it either.

 

[BNAG8R]

How many potential pumper members do you think Swonk scares off a day? I’m guessing 2 - 3.

He fancies himself a wolf, picking off the weak that means the healthiest of the herd survives. He considers it a public service, and that you should be thanking him.

 

[oxrageous]

TLB, I changed my mind, so sue me. And before I get an angry PM, I was kidding about the 5 years.

Also, I agree it's a stupid business decision to offer lifetime memberships. However, I think the whole damn core membership should be members, so they don't ever have to deal with ads and such. That's why I don't mind giving them a deal for life, they are the lifeblood of Gatorchatter.

Let all the damn lurkers deal with the ads.

 

[Tay Bang]

He fancies himself a wolf, picking off the weak that means the healthiest of the herd survives. He considers it a public service, and that you should be thanking him.

Sounds about right.

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

My best times here are having a couple of beers and possibly a little Glenmorangie, tucking it up and trying to surf against the dumper riptide. Wiping out is half the fun.

La Santa is my favorite from Glenmorangie

 

[Tay Bang]

La Santa is my favorite from Glenmorangie

I’ll have to try that one. Thanks!

 

[Tay Bang]

Keep em coming folks. Ox deserves to monetize this thing. He has got to put a ton of time and money into this great board.

 

[RiverRat]

Im in

 

[Back Alley Gator]

This offer is clearly racist against those of us who had to pay 75.00 for our lifetime memberships. Ox should issue a public apology and give all of us 30.00 back. (Diff + 5.00 for pain and suffering)

 

[gatormandan]

Lifetime is only as long as you can survive before he bans you.

 

[RocketCityGator]

Perks of becoming a Gatorchatter Supporting Member:

1) No ads, ever. On the desktop, on mobile, even on Tapatalk.
2) Cool "Supporting Member" banner under your name.
3) Access to the private Saloon section, where the rules are loosened just a bit.
4) Access to the chat box archives.
5) My perpetual love.

All this for $20 a year! Yes, a lousy twenty bucks. Just think what you spend twenty bucks on in your average week. You'd have to be a loony not to take advantage of it.

Lifetime memberships are also available for $75 $50 until 12/31/18! Take advantage while you can!

So you lurkers out there - get tired of the ads? I know you do. No one is going to make you post, just create a screen name and purchase a membership. You won't see another ad.

When you're ready to take the plunge, simply click the "Donations" tab at the top of the screen and follow the prompts. In the payment notes, be sure to include your screen name.

For those of you who are interested in becoming a Supporting Member yet do not want to use Paypal, just shoot me an email at [email protected].

Thanks!

There are rules?

 

[AnObfuscator]

TLB, I changed my mind, so sue me. And before I get an angry PM, I was kidding about the 5 years.

Also, I agree it's a stupid business decision to offer lifetime memberships. However, I think the whole damn core membership should be members, so they don't ever have to deal with ads and such. That's why I don't mind giving them a deal for life, they are the lifeblood of Gatorchatter.

Let all the damn lurkers deal with the ads.

Honestly, ads are why I went ahead and bought a lifetime membership. I hate ads but I also feel guilty about blocking ads on a site I enjoy and find useful, like this one. So sure, take my money. It's well earned.

 

[rogdochar]

TLB, I changed my mind, so sue me. And before I get an angry PM, I was kidding about the 5 years.

Also, I agree it's a stupid business decision to offer lifetime memberships. However, I think the whole damn core membership should be members, so they don't ever have to deal with ads and such. That's why I don't mind giving them a deal for life, they are the lifeblood of Gatorchatter.

Let all the damn lurkers deal with the ads.

Lifetime is only as long as you can survive before he bans you.

My trouble was : every time I thought about laying out lifetime money, I started feeling suicidal.

 

[destingator]

If I get a Christmas bonus I'll purchase a membership

 

[URGatorBait]

If I get a Christmas bonus I'll purchase a membership

 

[oxrageous]

Right along these same lines, don't forget the famous Gatorchatter commercial:

 

[Swamp Donkey]

5) My perpetual love.