How long has it been?

lizardbreath

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I was scanning the Pensacola area news this morning when I read that some momo had been robbed in Mobile while doing dope with a prostitute. Needless to say, I was shocked and dismayed that you can't shoot-up with your favorite ho in a nice place like Mobile without getting a gun stuck in your face. A very sad state of affairs if you ask me - especially in a bastion of ante-bellum gentility like Mobile. Frankly, I would think that this citizen of the great state of bammerland might have some better things to do than worry about how long it's been since UF was more than a smashed bug on the windshield of CFB. Just an observation from quaint and lovely Pace, FL.
 

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I'll say this: the ONE time I pulled for Alabama to win a game in the last 15 years was last year against UGA in the title game, and by God if they didn't blow that one like the puzzy's they are. Eff them forever.
 

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Dude it does not bode well for your intelligence level to ask a question like that. If you are any type of BAMA fan you know everything including how many times Saban takes a dump daily.
:rotfl: You, of all people are going to question my intelligence? A Gator who actually lives in Tennessee? That's rich...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 

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I was scanning the Pensacola area news this morning when I read that some momo had been robbed in Mobile while doing dope with a prostitute. Needless to say, I was shocked and dismayed that you can't shoot-up with your favorite ho in a nice place like Mobile without getting a gun stuck in your face. A very sad state of affairs if you ask me - especially in a bastion of ante-bellum gentility like Mobile. Frankly, I would think that this citizen of the great state of bammerland might have some better things to do than worry about how long it's been since UF was more than a smashed bug on the windshield of CFB. Just an observation from quaint and lovely Pace, FL.
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:rotfl: You, of all people are going to question my intelligence? A Gator who actually lives in Tennessee? That's rich...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Any gator regardless of where they live is justified when questioning the intelligence of any Bammer regardless of where the Bammer lives.
 

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Any gator regardless of where they live is justified when questioning the intelligence of any Bammer regardless of where the Bammer lives.
That may be so, I'm not here to argue whether that is true or not. But a gator living in Tennessee is still obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer and probably eats crayons... ;)
 

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I was scanning the Pensacola area news this morning when I read that some momo had been robbed in Mobile while doing dope with a prostitute. Needless to say, I was shocked and dismayed that you can't shoot-up with your favorite ho in a nice place like Mobile without getting a gun stuck in your face. A very sad state of affairs if you ask me - especially in a bastion of ante-bellum gentility like Mobile. Frankly, I would think that this citizen of the great state of bammerland might have some better things to do than worry about how long it's been since UF was more than a smashed bug on the windshield of CFB. Just an observation from quaint and lovely Pace, FL.
Hey Liz, what part of Pace? My folks lived off Woodbine Road.
 

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I knew it was just a matter of time until your true character (or lack there of) would reveal itself. Congrats on all your championships, both real and manufactured. I’m sure you earned them.
 

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Not nearly as long ago as Bama winning a basketball or baseball championship.
 

Nalt

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Not nearly as long ago as Bama winning a basketball or baseball championship.
Haha, joke's on you. Bama men's basketball won the regular season AND SEC tournament titles just season before last (2021). No idea when Bama might have won a baseball title though... :dunno:
 

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Not nearly as long ago as Bama winning a basketball or baseball championship.
But since you brought it up, I decided to look up the SEC Baseball championships all-time. Not surprisingly, LSU has won the most with 14 followed by Bama and Miss St with 11 each. Gators are 4th with 10 SEC titles. The most recent being 2015 while Bama's most recent was way back in 2003.
 

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:rotfl: You, of all people are going to question my intelligence? A Gator who actually lives in Tennessee? That's rich...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Yes, yes I am. TROLL
 

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Haha, joke's on you. Bama men's basketball won the regular season AND SEC tournament titles just season before last (2021). No idea when Bama might have won a baseball title though... :dunno:
Oh, I didn’t realize we were talking SEC championships. I was thinking national championships.
 

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