I met a GATOR legend today

[Swamp Donkey]

You were probably in the gym during that game too.

Yeah, I think I drank myself out of that one. Had to drive to a fvkking sports bar several hours away to watch the damn thing because of those ridiculous network blackout rules they had then.

I remember getting beat by a team with players named Pig and Porkchop.

They weren't Gator legends either. In fact, they were neither Gators nor legends. Not one of those fvkking Fail State losers.

 

[Zambo]

If anybody ever runs into Pepe Lescano, please report back.

 

[Theologator]

At least to me he is.

Jerious Norwood

He saw my Gator shirt and we started talking. He said he was recruited by SOS but decided to stay home and play for Miss St. I didn't recognize him but when he told me his name, I told him he was personally responsible for helping the Gators win two National Championships. He said he felt bad that he had a hand in helping the Zooker get fired. I know everyone at www.fireronzook.com was happy with him.

Top 10 Moments in DWS History; #7: Norwood’s TD vs. Florida in ’04


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Buddy of mine went to that game. He said while walking away he was accosted by a midget who kept screaming at him, “We lost to Maine! We lost to Maine!”

 

[Musclepug]

Legend? Wtf