I present to you the Jboss Twins

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  1. Jack o' Diamonds

    Jack o' Diamonds My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts...
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    How come you have them in a straight jacket? Related to you?
     
    • gingerlover

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      Agree with this. Unfortunately my kid didn't sleep through the night until he was almost a year old, but it became much less frequent as time went on. The thing that he loved the most was the rock and play by fisher price. They are only like 50 bucks, but I can't recommend it enough. That's the only thing we could really get him to sleep in the first few months.
       
    • MidwestChomp

      MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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      That ain't carrot juice we're drinking :)
       
      • MidwestChomp

        MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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        Very very happy congrats to you and Mrs. Daffy. It's always great to bring more Gators into the world.
         
        • AuggieDosta

          AuggieDosta I Don't Re Member

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          Congratulations JBoss! We're all happy for you.

          Now, like any toddler is apt to do when you give them a gift, don't just play with the twins, be sure to play with the box they came in.
           
          • Musclepug

            Musclepug never go full retard
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            4 pages for the bosster!!! ms-5QnWol1.gif
             
            • gatorfan81

              gatorfan81 Take it to PC member
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              We will change their names to owned and destroyed
               
              • GatorInGeorgia

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                Congrats Jboss!

                @oxrageous come on, give Jboss a much deserved baby gift...ban his twins from the chat box, too, so he doesn’t feel ostracized. :lol:
                 
                • BNAG8R

                  BNAG8R Pronouns: them, they, their
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                  Congrats boss! Are they identical?
                   
                • itsgr82bag8r

                  itsgr82bag8r Political Forum Fire Starter
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                  Congrats Boss!
                   
                • PastyStoole

                  PastyStoole Man, there's no boundary line to art. ~Bird Parker
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                  Wow. This is some of the most cogent advice I've ever seen. Absolutely spot on.

                  I'd add that you need to work very hard on your marriage, be very patient with your wife and give her as much love as you can. You guys are oo the same team, keep your team together and solid. If you go to a church, that helps a lot on Sunday, just being able to drop them off at the church daycare to spend that small time connecting with your wife and your faith can work wonders.
                   
                  • Slug

                    Slug I fcuking hate people.
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                    Kids. Congrats on the healthy new additions, but, kids. Sucker.
                     
                    • NVGator

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                      Whatever you do, don’t co-sleep with them.

                      Wait till you watch them get circumcised.

                      Also, be sure to get their vaccines.
                       
                      • Jbossgator8

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                        They are fraternal twins. We waited to long to get our first son circumcised, 4 months I think so the twins are getting done right now or else it's going to be very difficult to haul 3 kids an hour away to the Nemours place they sent us to last time. No co sleeping for these 2. We have 2 bassinettes on wheels set up in our room for now for quick easy feedings.
                         
                        • NavetG8r

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                          Congrats boss! Those are two fine looking boys.
                           
                          • oxrageous

                            oxrageous It's Good to be King
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                            You evidently didn’t look at the picture.
                             
                          • BNAG8R

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                            I see two wrinkly, contorted babies. Other than race, I can’t tell two babies apart anyway. Babies all look like they needed to bake a few more months.
                             
                            • oxrageous

                              oxrageous It's Good to be King
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                              Identical twin babies would both look wrinkly and contorted identically.
                               
                            • Mobtowngator

                              Mobtowngator OCD should actually be called CDO...
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                              We use the same "Publix bag" system when we scoop the kitty litter box. Great minds...
                               
                              • Gator By Marriage

                                Gator By Marriage A convert to Gatorism
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                                This.

                                Mine are 17 & I could not agree with you more.
                                 

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