If you had to start a new career, what would it be?

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  1. Detroitgator

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    Your OP made me smile
     
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    I am a teacher now. I’d try to be an actuary if I had to try something else.
     
  3. Detroitgator

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    Pays well too... quietly growing field of statistics
     
    • deuce

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      I'd like to be a Lingerie fitter. (For young women only)
       
      • MidwestChomp

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        Just shocked you are a Mother Earth News reader. You'd probably love my current job.
         
        • MidwestChomp

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          Always wanted to be a college prof. But I would love to own my own True Value or Ace type hardware store.
           
          • Back Alley Gator

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            I'd be a microbiologist. I got my degree from UF way back in the day and then went into software development in the dotcom era. Making more money than I ever would in a lab, but I don't enjoy it. I actually *like* labwork. Oh well.
             
            • Swamp Donkey

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              Im an onion ogre with layers.
               
              • TLB

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                I was considering making a comment about how you must have "the look", until I considered the alternative to your statement. Fitter for 'older women' could leave one traumatized, so I'll support you and your aspirations.
                 
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                  During the week I ama scientist. On the weekends and off days I resume my pillaging and plundering. My dream career would be an underwater videographer. Love Diving and being underwater. Just gotta get paid for it.
                   
                  • Tay Bang

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                    Similar to the jackazz, I play an adult during the week. Then I hide away from the people I’ve fooled all week on the weekends.

                    I would open a craft brewery and brew lots of fruited sours. Prospectors beard. The whole beer brewer’s look except the man bun.
                     
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                    • Swamp Queen

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                      4 Southwest flights last week, 0 Zambo’s.
                       
                    • Zambo

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                      Too busy eating mayonnaise.
                       
                      • TheDouglas78

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                        Like Onions and Ogres you also stink
                         
                      • Ninjax

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                        Ideally an F1 driver. But realistically perhaps an aerodynamicist working for an F1 team. Travel with the team and just being in that environment I think would be AWESOME!
                         
                        • Swamp Queen

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                          Ninjax and Swampy both posting in the last week! :bananadance2:
                           
                        • Ninjax

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                          Thought I would drop in to see how everyone is doing. Just sittin here eating a sandwich on my lunch break.
                           
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                            Swampy? GSMB Swampy? Where?
                             
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                            Oh $h!t....I forgot. He posted in the main forum, countdown thread and one other.
                             

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