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As Fuchs and Stricklin sit high up behind the glass in the air-conditioned press box sipping Chardonnay, snacking on carved smoked ham and roast beef with pasta salad with ice cream sundaes for dessert, the rest of us sit in our cramped seats sweating our azzes off and cheering for the Gators.
What are Fuchs and Stricklin thinking?
Fuchs is thinking about furthering UF's ascension into the "Ivy League of the South" status:
University of Florida, after hitting Top 10 status, looks to Top 5
He is thinking all those messy player arrests over the years is getting in the way of UF's academic progress. Aaron Hernanzez, Chris Rainey, Percy Harvins. Antonio Callaway amid dozens of other names are not helping his academic mission. He knows that players such as these are vital to return to the pinnacle of SEC football. It's not worth it to him. He hires a guy who will carry out his mission of sustaining a Stanford sports model: all sport teams on campus are excellent, occasionally elite, never embarrassing. Stricklin is the guy. A guy who knows that a proper Southern Gentleman wears seersucker only from Easter Sunday through Labor Day.
Of course, the right coach for this mission is not Chip Kelly. Get back on the plane after meeting the guy. It's squeaky clean Scott Frost, but he's not available. Squeaky clean Mullen is available:
Dan's mission: win 9 - 10 games a year, enough to keep the booster money flowing and , above all else, don't embarrass the University of Florida.
So, is the joke on us? Do we care more about Florida Gator Football than the people running Florida Gator Football?
What are Fuchs and Stricklin thinking?
Fuchs is thinking about furthering UF's ascension into the "Ivy League of the South" status:
University of Florida, after hitting Top 10 status, looks to Top 5
He is thinking all those messy player arrests over the years is getting in the way of UF's academic progress. Aaron Hernanzez, Chris Rainey, Percy Harvins. Antonio Callaway amid dozens of other names are not helping his academic mission. He knows that players such as these are vital to return to the pinnacle of SEC football. It's not worth it to him. He hires a guy who will carry out his mission of sustaining a Stanford sports model: all sport teams on campus are excellent, occasionally elite, never embarrassing. Stricklin is the guy. A guy who knows that a proper Southern Gentleman wears seersucker only from Easter Sunday through Labor Day.
Of course, the right coach for this mission is not Chip Kelly. Get back on the plane after meeting the guy. It's squeaky clean Scott Frost, but he's not available. Squeaky clean Mullen is available:
Dan's mission: win 9 - 10 games a year, enough to keep the booster money flowing and , above all else, don't embarrass the University of Florida.
So, is the joke on us? Do we care more about Florida Gator Football than the people running Florida Gator Football?
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