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Jameis Winston's bizarre Tinder encounter

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This story is almost as difficult to relay as it is totally out of left field.
Okay, so three months ago we showed you the amazing painting from FSU student Lena NW, depicting Heisman winner and national champion Jameis Winston getting blown by a Pike fraternity member (poor Pike). It had some other crazy **** going on, too, like a rock hard Winston on hands and knees about to take a Heisman strap-on up the poop chute (possibly unwillingly). There’s also a king crab FSU supporter chilling and enthusiastically taking in the whole ****ed up scene. It’s out there, but it’s fantastic.
Lena NW, the artist behind this bizarro masterpiece, allegedly matched Winston on Tinder recently. As a result, they had a lengthy discussion. Their conversation, which appears below in its entirety, covers a myriad of interesting topics, each one more eye-popping than its predecessor. Topics touched on include: rape, sexual preference, the Pike-Winston painting, sodomy, a music video in which Lena is attempting to recruit Winston to make an appearance, Jameis’ dick size, and fellatio.
The most prominent topic of their conversation, however, was Lena’s rap song. Yes, artist Lena is also rapper Lena. The lyrics can be seen below. Again, I want to be clear, this Tinder account allegedly belongs to Winston.

Language is NSFW, but this is really bizarre.
 
I read the way people text to each other and it makes me fear for the human race. :facepalm:
 
He was actually kind of normal on that exchange.
 
Liked your qualifier there J. Of course the loonie he was talking to could probably make most idiots look normal.
 
She's a sick-o!
 
deuce coupe;n20643 said:
She's a sick-o!

I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".
 
I'm glad I'm not in college now.
 
[QUOTE='78;n20811]I'm glad I'm not in college now. [/QUOTE]

Amen, brother.
 
I refuse to read. I can't handle Twitter, no way I'm ready for Tinder or whatever some of these other ridiculous new sites are.
 
divits;n20804 said:
I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".

OMG! That's even worser...... :banana:
 
She's a total whack job...
 
divits;n20804 said:
I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".

Are we talking about Jameis or the "artist"?
 
I'd almost be willing to bet $100 that this clown ends up washed out of the NFL and either dead or on death row within 5 years. If you don't believe this go back and watch Aaron Hernandez interviews, very similar personality traits.
 
divits;n20804 said:
I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".


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T REX;n20911 said:
She's a total whack job...

Yeah, but I hear that's all she does so she's a one trick pony.
 

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    PastyStoole said:
    That would explain why Orson Wells had a thing for him.
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    AlexDaGator said:
    #MeToo. I think the early line was nuts though. Nobody has blown Miami out, their 2 losses were very close, and they've beaten some very good teams (aTm, Notre Dame) and Ole Miss was nearly a Miami blow out. They don't have a good defense, they have an elite defense and it's a home game for them. Kinda remind me of our 2006 defense, minus the Eraser in the backfield. If Miami can run the ball behind that big OL, this will be a close game (like the Indiana-Penn State game). Of course I hope whatever sorcery Cignetti uses gives us an utter domination and humiliation of the 'Canes.
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    And Desmond Howard at the same time. Puke
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    Who is this ABC hag???
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    That is indeed me
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    That might actually be born
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    This guy wants to fight you.
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    You're a sick lil munchin.
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    I understand that Cigs has a whanger the size of Uranus
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    Uncertain on the odds of the size of the wang in question. But am certain that Cignetti's is massive. Indiana wins it all. Cinderella Story. Fuch Miami.
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    Egor's Assistant said:
    Betting on the refs keeping it within the spread for the co-caines.
    won't be able. IU gives zero fuchs about the refs
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    Betting on the refs keeping it within the spread for the co-caines.
  • PastyStoole PastyStoole:
    That would explain why Orson Wells had a thing for him.
  • oxrageous oxrageous:
    rumor has it Ives had a whanger the size of an Akron fireplug
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    You may be thinking of Burl Ives.
  • oxrageous oxrageous:
    Otis Rush was a closeted gay
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    Otis Rush ripped that song off of Led Zeppelin.
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    oxrageous said:
    I'm going to have to let you go
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    you sit on a throne of lies
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    I'm the biggest IU fan in the State of Florida tonight.
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    too late, your admiration for Miami has already stained your reputation
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