Landscaper Gets Sucked in by Wood Chipper

[ppinesgator]

The landscaping company had to take the entire truck to the Medical Examiner's office.





Happened a couple miles from where I live.

https://www.local10.com/news/landsc...th-taken-to-medical-examiners-office/26638108

 

[GIGator]

Terrible way to die!

 

[Jabberdave]

****'ll buff out.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

 

[WobbleGator]

I bet AH threw him in.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

We didn't want him anyway

/recruitingforum

 

[TallyGator]

That's gonna leave a mark...

 

[78]

This is precisely why I didn't want to be born Mexican.

 

[ppinesgator]

I might have found what the audience wants here...;)

 

[WobbleGator]

Sad that the guy went to pieces about his job.

 

[Jabberdave]

Sad that the guy went to pieces about his job.

Boooooooo!

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Sad that the guy went to pieces about his job.

I heard his favorite cartoon character was...........Shredder.

 

[Jabberdave]

I heard his favorite cartoon character was...........Shredder.

:aaah: Pull yourself together!

 

[Turk182]

You guys don't have it all together.

 

[ppinesgator]

Obviously, this guy was a cut above all the rest of the landscaping crew.

 

[Turk182]

He lost his head!


(I'm sorry, this is really a morbid thread)

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Obviously, this guy was a cut above all the rest of the landscaping crew.

Not what I heard. I heard he used to lumber around on the job.

 

[MJMGator]

Does that mean they won't be doing the lawn on Friday?

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Does that mean they won't be doing the lawn on Friday?

Don't be so chippy, a man lost his life!

 

[TallyGator]

Don't be so chippy, a man lost his life!

You are right...but, how do you "fall in to a wood chipper"? Could be a Darwin Award candidate...