Liquid Ass

Durty South Swamp

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Ahh the liquid ass thread.

Sadly I lost the bottle during michael. It was in a cabinet drawer at work and our bldg was destroyed. But the memories live on forever.

Still the worst smelling stuff I've ever encountered in my life. Combine the rancid smell of a skunk, anal glands of a sick dog, and the nastiest diarrhea ass crack smell you could ever imagine... that's liquid ass.
 
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I had canned farts when I was in the Navy. Went up to 1st division berthing one night after I got off a midwatch, cracked the door open just a bit and sprayed about 2 seconds worth. Ran down next level to Ops and jumped in my rack. 10s later all you could hear was cussing and feet hitting the floor.
 

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I had canned farts when I was in the Navy. Went up to 1st division berthing one night after I got off a midwatch, cracked the door open just a bit and sprayed about 2 seconds worth. Ran down next level to Ops and jumped in my rack. 10s later all you could hear was cussing and feet hitting the floor.
You're probably the same guy who brought the crabs into V-6 berthing compartment from V-1 division
 

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At our local “go-to” Mexican restaurant they feed you & you get liquid ass for free within an hour.
 
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Durty South Swamp

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So this thread prompted me to mention the stuff again amongst a few coworkers who were previously either in on or victims of the joke years back. As luck would have it, one of my buddies immediately jumped in and said "dude, i totally forgot! After the storm i got the bottle out of your cube and saved it for you, still have it somewhere in my desk cabinets."

He looked around for a few minutes and found the stuff.
Game on... :grin:
 

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I'm sure the bottle sitting around for years has improved the aroma. :lol:
 

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