LSU Rumor: Sex party at the SECCG

t-gator

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I'm waiting for the dumpers to charge in here to use this to slam UF:

"At least they were in New Orleans for the SECCG to be able to diddle each other, unlike our coaches!"
Their recruiting coordinators are obviously willing to go the extra mile. I do find that admirable
 

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After looking up a few pics of Destiny. I'm 100% percent ready to send her my hudl tape.
 

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Giving the devil his due, you know that at some point, with four guys, one or more peni came into contact with somebody other than the young lady, accidentally of course :rolleyes3: Still, I’d have to think there’s no going back from something like that.
From my understanding, the so called “Mongolian Cluster Fuch” involves five dudes and one gal. So given that they were one short, perhaps “social distancing” was achievable. :dunno:
 

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From my understanding, the so called “Mongolian Cluster Fuch” involves five dudes and one gal. So given that they were one short, perhaps “social distancing” was achievable. :dunno:
Maybe. I guess Fauci holds sway over the Kama Sutra, too?
 

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Even if he doesn't know, he's guaranteed to give you an overly eloquent commentary on the whole thing. :)
No question:

With head in pillow and hips upright,
I filled your mother's 'sh!tter' last night.

Her tongue was nibble, her eyes were flirty,
she ever so eagerly went South on my 'Durty.'

With cheeks colored in a rose like 'flush,'
they filled, and then bellowed, with my viscous gush.

And then 'twas I done, and from your fridge I slowly ate,
my member would harden once more, and 'twas into your mother it'd e'er 'bloviate.'
 

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No question:

With head in pillow and hips upright,
I filled your mother's 'sh!tter' last night.

Her tongue was nibble, her eyes were flirty,
she ever so eagerly went South on my 'Durty.'

With cheeks colored in a rose like 'flush,'
they filled, and then bellowed, with my viscous gush.

And then 'twas I done, and from your fridge I slowly ate,
my member would harden once more, and 'twas into your mother it'd e'er 'bloviate.'
A gatorchatter classic.
 

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I've been to parties like that, and ftr, all sense of time and space are lost at some point. There's often cocaine involved, so I'd venture to guess that "missing curfew" probably meant the whole crew stumbling, weak-kneed, back to their hotel rooms at about 6:30 a.m. My guess is that coaches and player alike weren't much good at practice the next day.
I’m cracking up at how little response this has gotten. It’s like no one quite knows if Pasty is serious. And then, not even two pages later, everyone is calling for none other than the GatorChatter SME of sex parties to give us the low down.
 

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