Man bitten by bear, rattlesnake, and now a shark

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Man bitten by shark, bear, snake in less than 4 years
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/22/man-bitten-by-shark-bear-snake-in-less-than-4-years.html
(For those that like looking at open wounds, pics are at the link)


A Colorado man achieved a distinction last week that few people would probably want to match.

When Dylan McWilliams was bitten by a shark Thursday in Hawaii, it meant he had been bitten by a shark, a bear and a rattlesnake – all in less than four years.

“I don’t know,” McWilliams told the Honolulu Star-Advertiser on Friday. “I’m either really lucky or really unlucky.”

Not surprisingly, the 20-year-old from Grand Junction says he spends a lot of time outdoors.

In Thursday’s attack, about 50 yards from Shipwreck’s Beach off Poipu, McWilliams suffered deep cuts to one of his legs, but the injury wasn’t life-threatening, Hawaii News Now reported.

"The scariest part was swimming back," he told the news outlet, adding that he was hoping the shark wouldn’t continue following the trail of blood from his leg.

The leg wound required seven stitches, the Star-Advertiser reported.

Last July, McWilliams told the paper, he received nine staples in his scalp after a nearly 300-pound bear invaded his Colorado campsite.

"The bear grabbed the back of my head and started pulling me and I was fighting back as best as I could," he told Hawaii News Now. "It dropped me and stomped on me a little bit, and I was able to get back to the group and they scared it away."

As for the rattlesnake, that encounter occurred about three and a half years ago in Utah, McWilliams told the Star-Advertiser.

Luckily, he took in only a small amount of venom, so he was only briefly ill afterward, he told the newspaper.

“My parents are grateful I’m still alive,” he said.
 

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On a side note...Shipwreck beach in Poipu is quite nice.

I bet the guy will die from getting mauled by a pack of Chihuahua's.
 

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Meh, let him go through a couple of divorces if he wants some REAL **** to deal with.
 

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Damn, I'd love to have scars like that. Reminds me of the "scar contest" scene in Jaws. This guy would clean up.
 

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Damn, I'd love to have scars like that. Reminds me of the "scar contest" scene in Jaws. This guy would clean up.
Well, getting 9 staples from a bear attack and six stitches from a shark seems a little suspicious. I wonder if anyone actually witnessed these things. I've had more than six stitches from brushing against a piece of metal. Bears usually do a LOT of damage, especially if they manage to get their teeth on your head.

This sounds a bit like Teddie Bear Grylls feats, most of which no one witnessed, conveniently.

I'm not calling BS, but I'd take a closer look at that BS meter and spend some time interviewing him.
 

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