Manly (or un-manly?) drinks

[Swamp Donkey]

But it's fabulous all day, every day.

 

[Gatorbreath]

I went to a country club last night - a friend of mine is a member. The first Wednesday of every month is craft beer and gourmet sandwich night, so around four of us gather to eat and drink beer. Let me tell you, the sandwich - a slow-roasted brisket thing with a specially cured bacon, homemade onion rings and some kind of handmade BBQ sauce was absolutely beyond incredible - but I digress.

When the beer manager came over to run down the list of craft brews that were on the menu, she went through several lagers, IPAs and ales, and at the end she mentioned that she had two summer shandys on the list. Before anyone could say anything, she said, "But no one ever orders these except dainty women that prefer lemonade and wine spritzers to beer and wouldn't know a good beer it it bit them....".

I actually laughed thinking about this thread, Brad working his back 40 in his running shoes while sipping his shandy though a straw and all of the rest of you tossers that drink this apparently girly beer....

 

[bradgator2]

1) I go through a pair of running shoes ever couple of months. So all of my yard shoes are old running shoes.
2) Didnt use a straw.
3) My favorite beers are IPAs. Dogfish 90 minute prolly #1. And if was sitting at a restaurant or country club eating fine BBQ with an incredible craft brew list sitting in front of me... the shandy would be the last thing I would order. But after a long day of yard work in summer Florida heat.... it's the top of the list.

 

[ppinesgator]

1) I go through a pair of running shoes ever couple of months. So all of my yard shoes are old running shoes.
2) Didnt use a straw.
3) My favorite beers are IPAs. Dogfish 90 minute prolly #1. And if was sitting at a restaurant or country club eating fine BBQ with an incredible craft brew list sitting in front of me... the shandy would be the last thing I would order. But after a long day of yard work in summer Florida heat.... it's the top of the list.

This.

First, Thank God for beer.

Second, there's pretty much a beer for every occasion. Thank God for that too.

If I was having a bar-be-que sammich I wouldn't have a shandy. But if was riding a lawn mower, I would.

 

[ppinesgator]

"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin.

 

[GatorBart]

"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin.

 

[stephenPE]

1) I go through a pair of running shoes ever couple of months. So all of my yard shoes are old running shoes.
2) Didnt use a straw.
3) My favorite beers are IPAs. Dogfish 90 minute prolly #1. And if was sitting at a restaurant or country club eating fine BBQ with an incredible craft brew list sitting in front of me... the shandy would be the last thing I would order. But after a long day of yard work in summer Florida heat.... it's the top of the list.

I saw one at Publix (you can by singles) and I am gonna try it..........The Fla Cracker I recently had in Gville was damned good. Had a little citrus taste but too much.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

This.

First, Thank God for beer.

Second, there's pretty much a beer for every occasion. Thank God for that too.

If I was having a bar-be-que sammich I wouldn't have a shandy. But if was riding a lawn mower, I would.

This is the truth. There is no other truth but this.

 

[G 2]

I just got back from trying many beers in Bavaria and Belgium. One thing that they drink they did over there was something called a Radler. Basically half lemonade and half Paulaner. My wife liked it.It was super sicky sweet. However it only came in 1 Liter size. Somehow my wife finished multiples of them. .

 

[Turk182]

I do Pepsi, straight, on the rocks!


Nectar of the Gods!

 

[ppinesgator]

I saw one at Publix (you can by singles) and I am gonna try it..........The Fla Cracker I recently had in Gville was damned good. Had a little citrus taste but too much.

B

I saw one at Publix (you can by singles) and I am gonna try it..........The Fla Cracker I recently had in Gville was damned good. Had a little citrus taste but too much.

Best Belgian White I've ever had. Better than ones from Belgium.

 

[NavetG8r]

Where does a pink slippery nipple fall on the manly scale?

 

[ufgator812]

Where does a pink slippery nipple fall on the manly scale?

The following questions must first be answered:

Is this nipple a drink?
Is this nipple attached to a female?
Is this nipple yours?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

The following questions must first be answered:

Is this nipple a drink?
Is this nipple attached to a female?
Is this nipple yours?

Are you a hot chick?

 

[ufgator812]

Are you a hot chick?

On the interwebs, who knows???

But seriously...

Negative.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

On the interwebs, who knows???

But seriously...

Negative.

lol no, no. Not you 812. I was attempting to follow your train of thought. Is the nipple on a female, is that female you, are you hot?

 

[cover2]

That's a good beer and it's several levels above all this watered down light beer 90% water horse piss most of these girls drink.

Pretty heavy condemnation coming from Mr. Zima himself ;)

I loved a drink called a Dark and Stormy.

Don't know about the drink, but I believe I saw her ply her trade in Micanopy one night.

Seriously though, I kinda get lost in all the beer choices we have today. Standard answer to the question of what kind of beer you drinkin?" in rural Gadsden County in the '70's was "cold." I walk a little more upright these days from a brew standpoint, but ever time I watch Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in Blue Velvet exclaim "Heineken? F**k that sh*t! Pabst-Blue-Ribbon!" I get all nostalgic.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Best Belgian White I've ever had. Better than ones from Belgium.

Let's not get carried away, there, sport.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

Give me a good sour ale any day any time any season...but if not available hot days were meant for shandy. Or rum and coke

 

[GatorBart]

Barmaid, I'll have a 'blow job', thanks.
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