Master Bathroom Renovation Thread

Discussion in 'Home, Auto, Hobby and Computer Tech' started by oxrageous, Aug 7, 2016.

  1. Durty South Swamp

    Durty South Swamp doodley doodley doo!
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    No, I figured considering my embellishment that she has no idea of to this day, I'd just let it go.

    Those are some damn good toilets.
     
  2. oxrageous

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    I'm ordering you to bring it up again and report back with her response.

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    The value of the house has nearly doubled in 5 years. Getting a home equity loan for these kinds of things was easy. We'll get the money back when we sell.
     
  4. Durty South Swamp

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    Is it too late to ask for change back from my membership payment?

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  5. Durty South Swamp

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    Ok, Ox. I texted my wife and below is what I got back in response.

    First let me say that she had some tearing and stuff when we had our son and this cream she mentions was something the dr gave her to aid in the healing process. I do remember her saying it was toothpaste though.

    Second, if we ever meet up and anybody brings this situation up I'll freaking kick you in the ballsack :)

    [​IMG]
     
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      her flatulence is so bad she has to stop for it? holy crap, what are you feeding her?
       
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      That was exactly my thought - she has to stop for farts. However, it begs the question if it is Mr. Durty or the wife that craps golfballs.

       
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        That's freaking hilarious. I hope Momma Durty (or is it Durty Momma) never makes the mistake of brushing her teeth with butt cream.
         
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          Alex.
           
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            Ok, first the gas comment was a separate text... she was telling me she was stopping for gas on the way to take a state test for real estate license. I'm not sure if you guys are just having fun or if you actually think she stopped to pass gas or something :lol2:

            To the golf ball comments, it's what that American Standard is known for. When you buy the toilet it has a photo of flushing golf balls on the box. I can't personally attest to its ability, but it sure will gobble up a tube of paste. I have a suspicion most of you have never done any DIY home projects b/c if you had, youd be familiar with the toilet. It's the best selling toilet in history.

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            You should prolly get that fixed bruh
             
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            ...and they have a Seven Mary Three album named after them.


            Alex.
             
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            Nah. It's the guest room bath.



            Helps keep the in-laws away.




            Alex.
             
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              Aight cool, fck them :lol:
               
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                It's no joke for me. I will NOT fart in my car or truck anymore because I've almost ruined the interior of vehicle's that I've owned in the past....then again I can literally peel the paint off a bathroom wall after having some spicy wings and draft beer......
                 
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