Maybe the best comeback line of all time

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  1. Gator515151

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    At least for me it was. Sometimes I crack myself up.
    So tonight Mrs51 and I took 2 of our daughter in laws out to dinner. Somehow the conversation took a weird turn. The girls were talking about selfies. I commented I may be old fashioned but I might just be the only person on the planet who has never taken a selfie. My smart ass daughter in law then asked "You have never put your phone down your pants and sent a selfie to your wife?" My brilliant comeback....."No Mrs51's phone only has a 6" screen.. I'm still LMAO.
     
    #1 Gator515151, Dec 3, 2019
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      And she doesn't want something so small on such a large screen.
       
      #2 TheDouglas78, Dec 4, 2019
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        #3 Zambo, Dec 6, 2019
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        Thats a pretty good retort 51, bravo!
         
        #4 Durty South Swamp, Dec 11, 2019
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