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A new car that I can drive around as I search for the perfect beach house(s).
I actually met this guy once. His parents and mine were next door neighbors. Very funny dude.
We won the Megaball!
Literally, just the Megaball. Guess I’ll receive it in small bills. Two small bills.
Poor bastard. Once that state is done taking out all the taxes, plus Uncle’s bite of course, he’ll probably have just enough to take the family out for a nice dinner - assuming they share appetizers and split dessert.Some fucher in IL won the whole thing
That is my one and only experience with lotto. We bought 5 tickets, autopopulated, and not one number on any of the five tickets matched. I assume God was instructing me.Didn’t match a single number.
Now tell everyone where in Illinois the ticket was sold, Urg!Some fucher in IL won the whole thing
Now tell everyone where in Illinois the ticket was sold, Urg!
An employee at the Speedway Gas Station on East Touhy Avenue in Des Plaines, Illinois, confirmed to FOX Business Saturday the business had gotten the call about the winning ticket from the Illinois Lottery.
I would love to do that only to zap the punks who play their "music" loud enough to be heard two counties away...I'm going to hire the best and brightest EMP engineers and invent a portable, hand held, line of sight, EMP device to fry any car that doesn't use a turn signal.
80% of the cars in Jupiter will be FUBAR within a week.
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Charter a plane to the top of the world and take a pic of me saying "I'm on top of the world! ".
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