I was treated to two bits of entertainment this week at work. Both at the expense of my young co-workers who don't quite know everything they think they do. 1) One of them grabbed his dad's safety razor after discovering his own Mach 3 was dull and had run out of cartridges. 2) Another one decided to try a bowl of pipe tobacco after his girlfriend took his vape. I mean...how different could they be? I knew it was going to go downhill when he took 30 seconds to figure out how to use the zippo. I'm trying to figure out how to trick one of them into trying to drive a stick.