Muh Muh Muh My Corona

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Durty South Swamp, Mar 8, 2021.

  1. wrpgator

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    Cuomo hasn't sent Durty to a nursing home has he?
     
    • Swamp Donkey

      Swamp Donkey That's the sound your mother made last night
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      I cant believe I didn't think of that myself. I'm dialing now.
       
      • alcoholica

        alcoholica I'm what Willis was talking about
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        • Ancient Reptile

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          Explains a lot. Have you tried water?
           
        • AlexDaGator

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          “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
          ~ Benjamin Franklin


          Alex.
           
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          • rogdochar

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            One like me that's addicted to milk.
             
            • rogdochar

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              That's Viagra, prick.

              It's probly spoiled by now?

              You're out of line.
               
              • lizardbreath

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                Don't...He'll catch the VD fershur. Those nursing home girls don't take no for an answer - or so I'm told, anyway.
                 
              • bradgator2

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                Obviously Durty didnt make it. Can we get back to talking about milk?

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                • MJMGator

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                  You shut your whore mouth! Durty’s still kicking!
                   
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                  • TheDouglas78

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                    Don't you know the mods are all special interest groups so Ox gets a tax break. We had handicapped midget ass URG, Transsexual Ray Finkle, Cock-smoking Dirty Pirate whore ass J, and Injun to explain his redman ass you have to use all the initials in the LBQDGSAOUER library and still wouldn't have enough, hell he is so pathetic he got in a one vehicle accident on a scooter.
                     
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                    • TheDouglas78

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                      Until the moment Mrs Durty realizes she could do better, and smothers him with a pillow and they rule in Covid.
                       
                      • Durty South Swamp

                        Durty South Swamp doodley doodley doo!
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                        Fully recovered fellas. Feel brand new. Just been slammed trying to catch up on work stuff plus tend to the kids since we're all stuck at home under quarantine.
                         
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                        • itsgr82bag8r

                          itsgr82bag8r Political Forum Fire Starter
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                          Hooah!
                           
                          • Swamp Donkey

                            Swamp Donkey That's the sound your mother made last night
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                            Listen, I mean this sincerely, I'm glad you're well.

                            Also, can I have your wife anyway?

                            Just for a while. She deserves some donkey lovin.
                             
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                            • AlexDaGator

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                              • AlexDaGator

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                                How's your toe though???

                                Alex.
                                 
                                • Bait'n Gator

                                  Bait'n Gator Go away..... bait'n
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                                  Glad you pulled through. Also we liked you a lot more when we thought you were dead.
                                   
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                                  • Durty South Swamp

                                    Durty South Swamp doodley doodley doo!
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                                    sorry I let you down :fatnanner:
                                     
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                                    • soflagator

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                                      Glad you and the family are good, Durty.
                                       

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