Multiple reports: Keeping Muschamp through Georgia game

[jmskjrgator]

We could never ever, under any circumstance
get a coach that is worse than Muscramp.

Jeremy Foley will go down in history as hiring
the worst HC ever.

 

[Alagator]

What I'm hearing is that they are considering pulling us of the TV as well for 1980's sitcom re-runs. Much bigger audience.

Ahhhhhh......the 80's....

- "Just Our Luck" Urban Meyer up and quit on us but nothing to fear, but Jeremy Foley went right out and got us a "Coach".

- We know Foley likes to "Keep it in the Family" so he hired a home town boy who promised to bring us "M*A*S*H" mouth football.

- We all said "Cheers" and we no longer had to worry "Who's the Boss" of our beloved program. It's "A Different World" this brand of football and so we knew there would be some "Growing Pains".

- We had recruited well so we felt that we had a "Full House" but after Muschamp ran off all the bad apples we were left with an "Empty Nest".

- We hoped with enough time he'd manage to "Make the Grade" and so we elected to take it "One Day at a Time".

- Our offense was putrid and in came Coach Roper, we were certain we had been "Saved by the Bell".

Unfortunately, the reality was more of the same and we needed pharmaceuticals of all sorts and antidepressants to help us get over our "Hill Street Blues". And so we called "Doogie Howser, M.D." as a "Last Resort and took a "Taxi" to get our relief.

- Boy the medications did their trick and if only for a littler while it looked like "Happy Days" were ahead for sure.

- Before long our boys started looking like "The "Bad News Bears" and our young but talented secondary looked as confused as that poor girl from "My Two Dads".

It turned out Coach Boom was more "Baby Boom" than Boom and so we're left wondering "What's Happening Now"? We've all come to the conclusion that Coach Baby Boom must go but according to JF, we're "ON Our Own".

Her has refused to face "The Facts of Life" and by the 4th quarter of our beloved Swamp was left with "Just the Ten of Us."



EDIT: Wanted to make this a poem... with the Night before Christmas kinda ring to it. No time. Told the wife I'd pick up the crumb snatchers from school!

 

[bradgator2]

Just keeping him around so he can celebrate with all his Georgia buddies after the game.

I actually made this joke at the game last Saturday. At half time, he quits, rips off his shirt to reveal his Bulldog shirt, and then walks across to field to be on the UGA sideline. That would make for some good message board material.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

I actually made this joke at the game last Saturday. At half time, he quits, rips off his shirt to reveal his Bulldog shirt, and then walks across to field to be on the UGA sideline. That would make for some good message board material.

 

[t-gator]

Is JF Obama?

He's more like Osama

 

[t-gator]

[QUOTE='78;n85389]Foley's likely got a pair of irons in the fire, one to extend Muschamp through season as long as possible to save face, the other to test the market under the radar.[/QUOTE]

How bout that source bro Montana?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

welcome to the dubster and law club!

This is really going to piss off T Gator. He was trying to date me earlier.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

We're going to see ugliness on the par with 1968 or 1982, hopefully not as bad as the draft dodgers burying us in 1942. At least UF weren't a bunch of cowards hiding behind ROTC at the time.

 

[kepler]

Why not keep him for the Georgia game, we haven't suffered enough humiliation just yet anyway.

 

[t-gator]

This is really going to piss off T Gator. He was trying to date me earlier.

I've got a new best friend and he goes by the name of Ray finkle. Your dead to me

 

[Swamp Donkey]

:scornedwoman:

 

[Ray Finkle]

This is really going to piss off T Gator. He was trying to date me earlier.

I've got a new best friend and he goes by the name of Ray finkle. Your dead to me

Haha, they have a club. What do you guys do, read books, knit, come up with ridiculous rules for how to make a sammich? You guys are cute, but me and my man t-bro run this thing.

 

[WobbleGator]

Haha, they have a club. What do you guys do, read booked, knit, come up with ridiculous rules for how to make a sammich? You guys are cute, but me and my man t-bro run this thing.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

You keep mouthin' Finkle and I'll tell T that I've already seen your tramp stamp.

 

[Ray Finkle]

You keep mouthin' Finkle and I'll tell T that I've already seen your tramp stamp.

I showed you that in confidence!

 

[NavetG8r]

I'm just waiting for the news that CBS tore up the contract for the game next Saturday so they can televise a competitive game instead.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I showed you that in confidence!

I'm sorry. It was the liquor talking.

 

[t-gator]

I'm just waiting for the news that CBS tore up the contract for the game next Saturday so they can televise a competitive game instead.